Packing for vacation - sex toys?  

sandhazard 54M
122 posts
8/25/2005 11:46 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Packing for vacation - sex toys?

I have had a couple of girlfriends that didn't go any where without their special sex toys. One of those lovely ladies even had a make-up case just for all her special love devices.

I am NOT complaining and I always enjoyed the fun we had in far off exotic places. I was packing for a short trip to visit relatives and I can't pack a bag without the memories popping into my head about those fun sexy times. Of course there have been some embarrassing accidents as well.

On a trip to Europe with the woman I was just talking about, the one with the sex toy case. Well, she was going through security at Kennedy in NYC and put her converted make-up case on the x-ray machine and I will NEVER forget the look on the security officers face. They even stopped the machine and examined it further. I am sure the mass of machinery in the bag looked just like a bomb. This was before the 9/11 events but they still pulled her aside and hand searched her bag.

So I am waiting for her and the agent that was searching was very discreet but I could see his face as he searched through the bag with fur lined toy hand-cuffs, silk scarves, massage oils, 12 inch black latex dildo, 9 inch fleshy replica of a realistic penis, two large vibrators, vibrating butt plug, crotchless black leather panties and nipple reveal bra.

The officer looked up at me and asked me if I was with her and I sheepishly said yes. He slowly closed the bag leaned over and said quietly to my girlfriend to leave the hand-cuffs at home next time because they were not allowed on the flight.
Then he said to both of us "It looks like we will have a good time in Europe" we said "Thanks" and headed to our gate.

So, I was wondering if anyone else ever had any funny sex toy stories that happened while you were traveling?

Art by my good friend Katherine Hitt

rm_sweetkycpl05 48M/46F
13 posts
9/1/2005 6:25 am

Yes, when we went to Vegas back in May. We were going through airport security and they stopped my hubby. He had made a last minute decision to put our vibrator in his laptop carry bag. It was in the outside pouch along with a bunch of batteries, laptop wires and whatever else he had thrown in there. He had wrapped it up in a nice cloth but didn't take the batteries out of it. So they stopped and hand searched his bag. Thankfully they did not take it out of the bag but they ran it through the machine more than once. They also searched my purse because I had a roll of quarters in the bottom. They actually took the roll and opened it dumping out several quarters before putting them back in. I later found out that they have cigarette lights shaped like quarter rolls.

Next time, make sure to take the batteries out of any sex toys. It will save you time and probably embarrassment.

sandhazard 54M
129 posts
9/3/2005 3:29 pm

Thanks for the tip about the batteries, I never thought about that. Great story, thanks for sharing.


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