DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!  

salsa_923 42F
44 posts
6/14/2006 2:52 pm

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6/24/2006 10:57 pm

DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!

JOHN INVITED HIS MOTHER OVER FOR DINNER. DURING THE COURSE OF THE MEAL, HIS MOTHER COULDN'T HELP NOTICING HOW BEAUTIFUL JOHN'S FEMALE ROOMMATE WAS.

SHE HAD LONG BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN JOHN AND HIS ROOMMATE, AND THIS HAD ONLY MADE HER MORE CURIOUS.

OVER THE COURSE OF THE EVENING, WHILE WATCHING THE TWO REACT, SHE STARTED TO WONDER IF THERE WAS MORE BETWEEN JOHN AND HIS ROOMMATE THAN MET THE EYE.

READING HIS MOM'S THOUGHTS, JOHN VOLUNTEERED, "I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING, BUT I ASSURE YOU JULIE AND I ARE JUST ROOMMATES."

ABOUT A WEEK LATER, JULIE CAME TO JOHN SAYING, "EVER SINCE YOUR MOTHER CAME TO DINNER, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND THE BEAUTIFUL SILVER GRAVY LADLE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE SHE TOOK IT, DO YOU?"

JOHN SAID, "WELL, I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL WRITE HER A LETTER JUST TO BE SURE."

SO HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE: "DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE GRAVY LADLE FROM MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING YOU 'DID NT' TAKE THE GRAVY LADLE. BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT ONE HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER."

SEVERAL DAYS LATER, JOHN RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS MOTHER WHICH READ: "DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JULIE, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JULIE. BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE GRAVY LADLE BY NOW. LOVE, MOM."

LESSON OF THE DAY........DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
!!


canihelpuout5 54M
7 posts
6/14/2006 3:11 pm

EXCELLENT


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
6/14/2006 3:28 pm

YOWSA!

Purry {=}

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alamo1235 58M
995 posts
6/17/2006 9:01 am

So true.


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