Men Aren't Complex  

safereturns 47F
24 posts
5/5/2006 12:01 pm

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Men Aren't Complex

I used to think men were complex creatures, with emotional needs, deep thoughts, and concerns, but I've changed my position: men are easy.

Men do not need to discuss relationships, analyze their feelings, debate the virtues of new china, decide whether the children attend private school.

Men do not need input on vacation planning, which color to paint the living room, or take an interest in what the vet said.

Men are easier.

Finally, in my mid 30s, I understand men. I wasted years of thoughtful caring to meet their needs, when in fact all you really have to do to please a man is keep them supplied with pussy, cold beer, cheese, and cable television. They'll handle everything else on their own just fine.

male5209 70M
18 posts
5/5/2006 12:28 pm

You only understand men 40% so far,which is way more than some females understand men.

You go gril!

Fletch8491 50M

5/5/2006 1:17 pm

Cheese? Why cheese?

ManInBush1962 54M
1 post
5/5/2006 1:24 pm

Yes we are pathetic creatures aren't we!!!

MissKittyNip26 105F

5/5/2006 2:20 pm

ROFL!! I'mma try that out!

safereturns 47F

5/5/2006 4:32 pm

Works fine, CatNip. Throw in a Netflix subscription, and you're looking at another strange phenomena: man in love.

Man in love eats more cheese, and for a while (the honeymoon phase) also eats more pussy.

rm_abutoo2 44M
1078 posts
5/5/2006 5:34 pm

rofl... too funny, another blog I have to watch

ldftb1 35M
214 posts
5/7/2006 4:44 am

ok, you are right, i do not need to discuss relationships, analyze my feelings, debate the virtues of new china, decide whether the children attend private school.

nor do i need input on vacation planning, which color to paint the living room, or take an interest in what the vet said.

but i hate beer, cannot stand cheese, and rearly watch television.

still think you have men figured out?

safereturns 47F

5/10/2006 8:18 am

Yes, I do still think I have men figured out. You just need to be fed differently--no problem. Find the right snack food, and you too will be happy.

I'm a non-tv watcher too, and I still have books on my "to read" list. I suspect I may not live long enough.

notromantic106 57M

5/24/2006 6:02 pm

Nix on the TV, jalapeno pepper cheese thanks, hold the whine..

Got a sister?

JustAnotherRyan 33M
8 posts
6/14/2006 1:15 am

I don't think thats necessarily true for all men. We are far more complicated, atleast some of us. You could generalize women to being "All you need to do is give them money and the time to go shopping and love whenever they want it and you will be fine.". You will probably get about 40% of the population of women. As for men, Pussy/Cold Beer/Such wraps probably 70% of the straight ones. I don't fall into that 70%. I think perhaps you're looking at the less intelligent group of men? Who knows.

safereturns 47F

6/21/2006 10:57 am

Ha. Just the idea I'm looking at less intelligent men--well, I WISH. Really. Somebody please deliver me a man I'm attracted to who can't do mental gymnastics around my poor little brain--I WANT that man.

rm_kinky4knight 52M
28 posts
6/29/2006 1:51 pm

I agree on the pussy, but I refuse the rest.
Probably you were so taken by trying to understand that you miss the point or you got the wrong man not all are "perfect".

LuvOralPlay1000 59F

7/4/2006 5:27 pm

My Dear, you hit the nail on the head but you forgot 1 thing, the

mask2376 40M  
6 posts
3/2/2007 7:01 pm

beers not really required

Grampagrump007 87M
9 posts
3/13/2007 6:59 pm

I think the lady lumps too many men in the same box. It seems to Me that most men who think before they act, get taken quickly. I am ISO of My new Love. My Lady died some time back. I like TV, but mostly as white noise, while I read. There seem to be more documentary's on TV now. I will put down My book to watch them. Maybe the Ladies themselves are part of the problem. When I cogitate, come up with a thought, I like to discuss it with My Lady. When I read, I like to pass on items I consider news, or particularly well written. I for one like a Women with enough brain power/education to talk things over with. Maybe the color of paint, when that is decided, I leave shades to the Ladies. Will only get into it if asked about a shade, I really like, or dislike! Men are complicated in a different manner than Women. Viv la difference

rm_buggy457 42M

3/20/2007 9:10 am

Wow, now this post is proof positive that there are guys out there just making life pure hell for the rest of us. Not to mention flat out ruining a wonderful womens out look on things. Actually even for many of us those concepts aren't far off. Men might not need to discuss relationships but if they want to have a relationship thats worth anything they are going to have to. Otherwise they are known as single guys.
Private school- I must have been lucky to have a great public school system so yes it would take a discussion (well no it might not since in some areas public schools are horrible but if thats the case is it even a good area to be living in in the first place?) <-- yeah that would take a discussion.
TV- don't own one! But I agree with gramps I do like some of the documentaries they've been having. Especially history. They aren't kidding if you don't know it your just going to repeat it! And I'd rather be out playing sports than watching overpaid cry baby's complain they aren't making enough.
Beer- OK you got me! but in my defense I'm German its in my blood. But good beer only please no weasel piss beer. And no you don't need to provide it, again I'm german its part of my life. Good cheese does go with good beer. And dry wines gotta have dry wines. Ok time for lunch thinking of all this "Goat-cheese and roasted red pepper sandwich anyone" and either a dry red wine or a Pale Ale! And who doesn't like Brie with a good wine? Come on Cheese or good dark chocolate with wine or good beer..... you wouldn't turn that down either would you? Have some wine with me
New china? - How about antique china instead? Or at least a classical design please none of that crazy modern vogue stuff that people will be saying what the heck was the designer thinking and did anyone actually buy a set of it!
Ohh and please I have to know what the vet said I love my Zoe and the vet knows way more than I will ever in my life about Zoe's health.
Colors.... we better talk about colors white walls everywhere are boring. But if you have great taste then no there wouldn't be much need for any great debate about I guess.

Damn you know after all that I can still see your point, but I think thats its hard to say just how big of a percent that its true of. Like anything else the few stand out against the crowd so strongly that the rest of us can only stand by and shake our heads in disbelief!

For those of us that don't follow that norm Id say that we like a lady that can stand on her own intellects and discuss anything she chooses to.

Ohhhhh yeah you said pussy. How about sex or making love with that too. Yeah you're a beautiful women I would never turn you down or turn you away. Boy I'd have to really be broken down from work or sick to say no to you. I'd have to be a wreck and more afraid of not fully pleasing you to say no. But hey if its a fun loving good relationship wouldn't we both want it alot from each other?

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