Zen and the art of the speedo...  

ryanrdl 38M
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8/8/2005 1:54 pm

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Zen and the art of the speedo...

I decided to hit the beach on sunday morning after a night a drunken debauchery (perhaps recounted at a later date). Now, while I don't consider myself an Adonis by any means, I try to keep myself in shape. That being said, I by no means have the testicular fortitude to strap on speedo and parade around. Why, in the name of all things holy, do some people believe this is acceptable behviour?

Granted, there are those beautiful people out there on which a speedo is like the final stroke on the Mona Lisa. However, none of the beach going crowd this day qualified.

The worst offender, and I do mean offender in the most offensive way possible, was an elderly gentleman of about 60 years of age. This fellow had led an indulgent life which manifested itself in a protruded abdomen that all but swallowed the straining speedo which appeared to be in a losing battle to retain what diginity this man had left. This side profile offered an even more disturbing image as it appeared as if he wore nothing at all.

Rather than elaborate more and burden anyone else with the horrible mental image permantly etched in my mind, to my ever lasting horror, I will end with a thought. Speedo's are a privilage... not a right.


heavensent1123 52F

8/16/2005 12:39 am

Lmao Ryan, I know just the kind of thing your talking about. Alas I have never and I do mean never seen a man that a speedo looks good on. I don't care how great his body is, there are just certain things in life that should be illegal and wearing a speedo in public qualifies at the top of the list.

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