Getting in shape!  

rundickrun06 41M
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1/31/2006 4:37 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Getting in shape!

I wanted to let you all know I am getting in shape. It's tough work, but I'm doing it.

I'm actually training for a triathlon - swim, bike, run. It's a race - kind of a long one. But that's good, because I've always had a lot of endurance... Now how dare you go and think like that! Shame on you (wink, wink). Need I mention that this race will be about 1 1/2 hours - that's endurance, and yes, I think that does translate well...

That's the primary reason I'm getting in shape. The other reason of course is that I'll be posting my super sexy pics on here soon. I'm sure my blog views will sky rocket then. Will you come back and check me out?

Another thing that's driving me at the moment is kind of the "home" situation. Yes, there is a home situation - hopefully that won't bother you.

Here's what I was told on day one: I'll just get you a blow up doll (see pic). Would most guys want that? That was just rude, sure she has a vibrator, but a blow up doll isn't even pretty and it's skin is all plasticky and her mouth is always hanging open like her brain just doesn't function. And what if I were to pop her? No, not "pop" her - I mean pop her, as in puncture her. No, not "puncture" her, I mean make her explode - and not exploding in ecstasy either. Deflate. That's the better term. Deflate. I might as well just keep using my hand.

The next day I pressed the situation and was told just to go find a whore. That's a bit of an improvement over the first suggestion, but then I think about all those nasty diseases. Rubbers don't catch everything you know. Who really wants painful peeing? Not me, that's for sure. And I haven't priced whores out, but I think they're kind of expensive.

So, yes, that's motivating me to find someone else even more. I want to get in damn good shape - rippling abs, bulging biceps, tight ass. I want some woman somewhere to want me desperately. Surely that will happen...because with all the pics that I keep seeing on here of women; I know I want them. Please return the desire!


Rowan_Taltos 47F

2/1/2006 12:01 pm

I am checking out a guy who dress up in superhero costumes. What does that say about me?


rundickrun06 41M

2/1/2006 1:10 pm

Only on Halloween do I dress like that... well, most often those days fall on Halloween. I guess I just like living a different life once in a while


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