The Blonde's Unsung Hero  

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
142 posts
5/12/2006 11:34 pm

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5/19/2006 11:03 pm

The Blonde's Unsung Hero

A blonde (We’ll call her Nikki) decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons nor prior experience. Nikki mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, when unexpectedly Nikki begins to slide from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, and she is at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments a way from unconsciousness when, in the nick of time, Joe, the Wal- Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And you thought all he did was say “hello.”

bardicman 50M

5/13/2006 8:56 am

Sometimes its hard being a Gallant Knight.

So many Door Greeters are taken for granted on a daily basis. Do your part, remember, the one that greets you just might be the one who wades into hell to save you.

I am not dead yet

NSAAddict 42F

5/15/2006 3:58 pm

so not where I thought this story was going! Great ending

gnr8nrg 45M

5/15/2006 9:07 pm

I was in shock for a moment there. WHEW

gnr8nrg 45M

5/16/2006 10:43 pm

Ah yes, but I didn't know who you were talking about.

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