Bulging_Boy and the Lost Post  

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
142 posts
1/18/2006 1:49 am

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Bulging_Boy and the Lost Post

We were quite alarmed this evening when we received a phone call from the distressed Bulging_Boy. Lamenting his failures in the kitchen and his ineptitude at teaching the New Zealand equivalent of driver’s education, he was preparing to throw in the towel with the love of his life, LiBlonde97. He had prepared this post, which we were able to steal away from him just after he passed out from drinking too much Chai and suffered mild poisoning. Thank Gawd we snatched it away before anyone could see it. Hehehe.

Blame it all on my roots
bulging_boy I showed up in boots
And ruined your [blog Liblonde97]
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in [blog TabascoX]

Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was [blog 36specialk]
I just don't [blog Bct2esi]
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all [blog jynxgurl]
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, bulging_boy I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places

Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis

Oh, I've got friends in [blog citizen_five]

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rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
1/18/2006 2:47 am

Garth...I love Garth.
Seriously love Garth.
High or low. No matter.
Adore Bulge, yes and New Zealand
but really love Garth.

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

bulging_boy 49M

1/18/2006 6:35 am

Oh yeah!

Like I'd call you?


As if!!!

I *know* who my friends are... I'd call them too. Even if they were on the other side of the fecking world. Which sadly... most of them are.

I suggest Romiet, that you get in touch so we can uhhh... discuss this post thievery. I was looking for that... for hours.

bardicman 50M

1/18/2006 7:45 pm

Simply amazing.. Wonderful post indeed.. Hmmmmm.. Now I am thinking..

I am not dead yet

saddletrampsk 54F

1/18/2006 8:04 pm

Country music..sheesh..I live in the country and ride horses and wear cowboy boots and hats but I listen to metal..go figure..and I love Cheryl Crowe..she so rocks..

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
1/18/2006 10:34 pm

She says - Romeo, do you think he chased down all the people you sent this to? There was an aweful lot of that tea floating around, and some of the people were smoking it.

Goddess, we might never have a better friend from low places. That doesn't mean we can't dream!

The Man of Honor, finally woke up, did you? Dr Pepper is so much easier on your system, unless you live near frogs.

Sometimes, your friends call on you. Other times, they just haze your ass until you simmer down and tolerate their acceptance of you. If your lucky, some of them love you from day one, even if you eat sheep wafers.

We hope she helps your diet improve, along with your smiles, and your time on the swing.

"Other side of the fecking world." You are going to love fast food in braille. (No need to break off your cell phone calls while you order.)

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
1/18/2006 11:12 pm

Reverend Bard, careful... We smell something smoking. Less thought. More Cheez Its.

(I am so going to pay for hat.)

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
1/18/2006 11:24 pm

{b]She says - Saddletrampsk, who else could emody being back in the saddle? We are so glad you stopped by.

FYI Cheryl Crowe and Kid Rock the country charts with "Picture of You" last year. And Jon BonJovi is climbing the country charts right now. Go figure, cross overs happen when rockers see the light, and stop spending Daddy's money.

You are our third chosen watched blog. We only watch the numeber two spakker cause his ratings dropped off of page one. (Pity the sheep.) Number one was the woman who inadvertantly introduced us. A post for another day.

bulging_boy 49M

1/19/2006 12:56 am

Oh Juliet, how coy thy plays,

I doth remember your time on the swing...

your plaintive cry on reaching heights ne'er before seen.

Speaking of friends in low places...

how about you speak to them occasionally?

I hate being jealous.

romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
1/19/2006 6:06 pm

She says - Bulge, you remember a swing? I vaguely remember stirrups and someone drooling... Now why on Earth would you be jealous? Cause we have better snack choices?

bulging_boy 49M

1/23/2006 3:58 am


Better snack choices my arse!

You know of which I speak... I tire of speaking through the middleman.

I feel like I'm at a freaking seance

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