Brain Pollution  

romeoMEETSjuliet 52M/52F
142 posts
1/16/2006 2:23 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Brain Pollution


He says - In celebration of memorable infomercials, allow me this moment of self indulgence as I prattle on about the song gnawing away at my brain today. I had the misfortune of running across Greg Brady today, fifty years old and pushing the Time-Life collection of favorite 70’s tunes. All the classics were there, and it did have me thinking back on all the screwy things that polluted our lives back then.

But when the 30 minute trip down memory lane concluded, I was left with one song that simply refused to give way to rational thought. And I just couldn’t resist the idea of sharing the agony, or love as it were. So get out your boogie shoes, comb that big hair, and picture your favorite Daisy Duke’s. (The original, not the Jessica remake.) I hope you enjoy:

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, let’s get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

Make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

God love a one hit wonder.

pinkplaytoyz 50F

1/16/2006 3:35 pm

That's one of those hits you "Godda wonder" about!


romeoMEETSjuliet 52M/52F
162 posts
1/19/2006 6:17 pm

She says - Ms Pink, I godda wonder why the hell he watched/listened to the whole commercial. Must have been the shiney Disco ball.


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