Too Good to be True  

rockwriter58 56M
1524 posts
7/21/2005 10:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Too Good to be True

As the saying goes: if it looks too good to be true, it is.

That’s why x0xcumslutx0x grabbed my attention as soon as I saw her picture (see the photo to the left). In my opinion, this and other photos attached to her profile would make her one of the best looking women on the site. A hot Latina, she looks like Eva Longoria with big breasts. What’s not to like?

Plenty.

Here’s what she posted as her profile:

I'm the type who's prepared to fuck you senseless before we exchange phone numbers. Or names. I'm your typical fuck-and-forget date. No time for Love, Dr. Jones! Hello! I'm interested in taking a few night classes with an experienced lover. I'm in the mood for a creative fuck buddy in my life. For me a perfect Friday night is one that doesn't end until the next day. When I go out, I'm heading somewhere loud, fun, and full of fuckable people. I'm just wondering why there's a serious lack of hard cock in my bed. I get along best with people who want sex 24-7. I like to take a good looking guy and severely fuck him all night long. I look forward to screwing your brains out. I'm not changing my life, because things are great the way they are. Feel free to drop me a line with any naughty thoughts or wishes you care to share.

Ideal Person
I need a man who will take control of me and tell me what to do. It doesnt matter how large you are as long as you can keep me screaming all night. I am here to please any man who wants it.


First warning Much of this profile sounds oddly familiar like I’ve read it somewhere else before.

Second warning This is filled with so many unbelievable promises that only those with a testosterone problem (read that as excessive male horniness) won’t be able to read between the lines.

Third warning A woman this hot can’t get enough men at the clubs she frequents for the no-holds barred, no strings sex she says she needs? Hard to believe.

Her profile was here for about two weeks until it was closed out. Another fake for the reject pile.

© ♪rockwriter58♪

(This entry was reposted after an early evening blogjam on July 21. However, it NEVER appeared on the main blogboard due to a second jam.)


Ana_6973 43F

7/22/2005 10:12 am

I wonder if that profile wording is some of what people can get if they ask AdultFriendFinder to help write their profile. I've read that bit on men's profiles too. Not just women's.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
7/23/2005 9:25 am

[blog SexTitten25]...Great to see you in these parts. Thanks for the visit before you shut down on the site for the summer.

Ana...I agree. Great theory. I think you may be on to something, which raises other issues.

LickLover4U2...Thanks also for your visit. As [blog dz2502] was saying in one of the chatrooms recently: this is just an example of some of the unexpected laughs provided by the site.


rubby68 48F

7/27/2005 11:29 pm

Loll i like your thaughts on this..You pay attention to the things that most are blinded by and you posted what you think of it wich gives you carectore.. you have picked some peoples curiousaty that i am sure of..even if they didn't print a comment.. a good one..
Licks Kisses Nibbles
Christine xo


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