The Gangbang Rules  

rockwriter58 56M
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3/1/2006 7:58 am

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The Gangbang Rules

Today we are honored to post some material from a guest author who not only comments frequently here but also has let this blog post some of his material in the past. Darth Murax is a veteran of the swing and gangbang scene and he is an organizer of such events. During the discussion in the entry Gangbang Desires he offered to post up the rules for organizing such events. And so here they are for your education and enjoyment.

The Rules

by Darth Murax

Preface

(You may borrow and modify said rules to suit your own gangbang. Just so long as I'm invited!)

Good gangbangs don't just happen. There is a lot of planning involved but also there is a certain code of behavior that needs to be followed by all concerned. The following are a set of rules distilled from my experience participating in and organizing gangbangs. If I'm going to organize one, then you need to follow these rules and everyone should have a good time.

(The remainder will conclude inside.)

(This entry NEVER appeared on the main blogboard due to a morning blogjam on March 1, but this author chose not to repost.)


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
3/1/2006 8:05 am

Part I

The Rules

For Guys:


1. Be reasonable looking: height/weight proportionate. You have to send a picture. No exceptions. And I won’t have any trouble turning away anyone at the door if I can’t recognize them from their photos. And it goes with out saying: be able to get it up and keep it there.

2. Don’t bring your friends on the spur of the moment. They have to go through the same screening process as you.

3. Have a good attitude. This is the most important. This is a cooperative venture. You have to play well with others. You have to share. For example, if you're fucking a woman missionary, you might need to make some room so she can suck dick, or role her over doggy style so another guy can join in, etc. After a while, you hang back and let another guy take the spot, etc. Don’t have a problem walking around with other naked guys with hard ons. That seems obvious but you would be surprised how many guys start feeling insecure when they are in a room with a bunch of big hard cocks.

4. The women come first. If you want them to come back and tell their friends about us then you want to make sure that they have a really good time. This means that what they say goes. If they want to stop, then we stop. If they want to fuck someone other than you, then that’s the way it is. If we are doing a serious BDSM sort of thing, safewords are absolute. I don’t care if you have blue balls. Go jack off in the bathroom.

5. Be flexible in how you treat the women. Women have different fantasies coming into this. Some want to be treated like a princess being served by her stable of studs. Some want to be slapped around and treated like a crack whore at a biker birthday party. You should be able to handle both fantasies and every thing in between. Any questions, see #4.

6. Remember privacy and discretion. Don’t bring a camera unless you are asked. Don’t ask the women out on dates while you are there. Don’t try to contact them outside of the party. If they really like you, they will ask you for your number. Nothing will kill this faster than a bunch of guys all competing to get the woman outside of the bang. Especially if her husband/boyfriend is there.

7. Rubbers. Bring lots. You can’t fuck without one. It’s up to the woman if she wants one for blowjobs.

7A. NO CONDOMS WITH SPERMICIDAL LUBRICANT. If you have ever gotten that shit in your mouth you would know why I say this.

8. Do I really have to say this? Take a shower and shave. Wear decent clothes, no gym shorts and a ripped t-shirt.

9. Bring a towel. Really. You are going to be in a hotel room with 20 people and four towels. And if I'm running it, I save the towels for the women. You do the math.


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
3/1/2006 8:06 am

Part II

The Rules

For Women:


1. Really be sure you want to do this. Seriously. If ten guys are going to go through the trouble of arranging their schedules and all the bullshit I outlined above, don’t leave us hanging. Getting cold feet at the last second and leaving us with a $150 hotel bill is a bad thing. I want to talk to you first to make sure you are really serious.

2. What you say goes, but remember, these guys are here to get laid and you are here for a gangbang. Don’t focus on one or two guys all night.

3. Dress nice; be clean and fresh.

4. You are allowed to bring your friends.


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
3/1/2006 8:07 am

Part III

The Rules

For Couples:


1. Same rules as women.

2. Don’t show up unless BOTH halves of the couple are cool with this. I/We don’t want to deal with domestic disputes. We are here to fuck.

3. The man in the couple needs to read #1 for women as well. You are going to have five to ten studs fucking your wife/girlfriend’s brains out for several hours. Many of them will be better hung/longer lasting/better looking/more charming than you. Your wife/girlfriend will probably cum like a banshee with three cocks inside her. When you take her home she will have cum from ten guys all over her. Sure you can handle it with out getting jealous and pissed off?


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
3/1/2006 8:08 am

Part IV

The Rules

For All:


If you say you are going to be there and don't show without calling to cancel you are gone forever. I realize things come up and you can't always make it. That is fine. But don't just not show up. By the time the party happens you will have a cell phone number to call. Use it.

© Darth Murax

Again, special thanks to Darth Murax for giving us insight into what preparations and codes of conduct are necessary for gangbangs. If you want more information from him, mail him directly, or you can find him in the groups he frequents, Fairfax Gangbang Club and Married seeking lover(s). To read about one of his adventures go to Darth Murax: The Driveway Story.


digdug41 49M

3/1/2006 2:09 pm

well again rock I learn something new everyday thanx for showing these rules

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


Murax 53M  
934 posts
3/1/2006 4:10 pm

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    Quote: "Some want to be slapped around and treated like a crack whore at a biker birthday party."

    Well, damned...how cum that's one of the MALE RULES? I might be the one who wants to puncture several men with the high-heel boots while calling them sluts and making them worship at the alter.

    Oh, that's probably a bang of a different sort.

    Betcha I could arrange it though. *wink*
LOL. You should talk to Kitz. She brings her male sluts all the time.


rockwriter58 56M
1389 posts
3/3/2006 10:39 am

>>>Thanks again to Darth Murax for his advice. For those who may be interested you can find kitz in FELES MALA !!!.

>>>You are welcome digdug... glad you found some interesting reading here.

>>>That’s some heavy metal bang [blog Dysgyzed]! Glad you liked the pictures.

And for those who are interested in yet another entry in this series, please check out More Gangbang Desires.


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