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An ugly bloke sits in a pub with a big grin on his face.
What are you so happy about? Asks the barman.
Well I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a women tied to the tracks.
So I cut her free and we shagged all night.
Did you get a blow job too? the barman asks,
No, he replied, I never found her head.