You're a Statue  

rm_zahuma2 50M
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5/25/2006 1:22 am

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5/28/2006 4:03 am

You're a Statue

A woman and her lover are in bed together when husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple went to bed. At midnight the husband went downstairs, got a glass of milk and some cookies, came back upstairs and handed over the snack to the statue saying "Here. I stood around for 2 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

QueenOfSwords 34F

5/25/2006 1:46 am

rm_zahuma2 replies on 5/25/2006 6:19 am:
Thanks for the visit ....

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