Slip of the tongue  

rm_zahuma2 50M
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5/23/2006 7:13 am

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5/24/2006 8:35 am

Slip of the tongue

A guy with a bruised eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a bruised eye, too.

He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have bruised eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident.

See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh' she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too.

I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'

But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.'

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