Joke - Seventy Bucks  

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6/3/2006 1:07 am

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6/3/2006 1:10 am

Joke - Seventy Bucks

Husband and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".

She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to her husband, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

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