Joke - Peaches  

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5/18/2006 4:45 am

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5/18/2006 6:55 am

Joke - Peaches

A man was driving along a country road when he saw a sign that read "Peaches, All Flavors, One Mile." After seeing this he thought to himself, "I got to see this!" After driving for a mile he saw the stand and pulled off to investigate.
"Hi, I saw your sign and want to know how you can have peaches all flavors?"
"Well, sir, pick a flavor."
"OK, strawberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like strawberries.
"OK, blueberry."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer. The customer bit into it and it tasted like blueberries.
"OK, peanut butter and jelly."
The man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer. The customer bit into the peach and it tasted like peanut butter.
"Hey, I taste the peanut butter but where's the jelly?"
"Turn it around." replied the man.
The customer turned the peach around and bit into it and tasted jelly."
"OK, here's a hard one: pussy."
With that the man went to a barrel and pulled out a peach and gave it to the customer the customer bit into it and responded, "This tastes like shit!"
"Turn it around." replied the man.



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