Its All In the stars  

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
2785 posts
7/27/2006 6:40 pm

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7/30/2006 2:04 pm

Its All In the stars

Your Astrological Star profiles Brought to you by My Ater Ego The Truthful, Fruitful Genuine Spiritual Genius Seriously Creative Super Specially Earthy & Lover of all living things!! Astrologer to the Rich & Famous With over 20 years experience Allow me to enhance your life & guide you peacefully along your spiritual path to happiness & personal fulfilment


Come See Your True personality with me
Typsy Rose Lee


Lets see what personalities we truly hold now i must stress here in all my years of spiritully guiding people ive never been wrong yet oooh i can tell ya !!!!!!!!!

ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Which therefore makes you seriously obnoxious arrogant and self centered You don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself . Most people think your a mug , But your blissfully ignorant attitude allows you to not give a monkeys because its all about you baby. You're the type of person who would pull out ya pocket porn mag n have a good yank of ya plank whilst in church at a wedding!!

TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. But you do have a tendancy to be a secret panty sniffing occasional cross dresser You get on well with most people because you're bisexually challenged . You feel no need cleanse your lower regions and you constantly stink of piss.

GEMINIYour star sign denotes an air of eccentric in your character. Simply, you're neurotic with a hint of schizophrenic. A definate manic depressive, type of person who'd reach for the electric razor to do their wrists if their middle parting was slightly off balance socially incapable of most everyday things & unbelievably boring as fuck.

CANCER
You have a business like attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell your own grand mother to buy yourself that new top notch phone. your the type of person everybody loves to talk about ,how much theyed love to punch your head in ! You are also likely to be impotant & have an extremely hairy arse .

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, A total plank . You have the IQ of a garden gnome and will never amount to much of anything. Most Leos are living on the benifits wear shell suits drink tennants super accompanied by a freshly picked of the pavement fag butt life is sweet for low life leos

VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting & talking a load of bollocks and you're whats known as Cheap as chips attitude allows you to make that giro stretch oot that bit further as your poncing attitude gets you what you need in life from others . Virgo men are usually gay Or have transgender issues and the majority of Virgo women are prostitutes or readers wives centrefolds.

LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you a complete and utter asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. take you for granted and treat you like a proppa mug and therefore will definately not give a flying fuck if you leave to join the foreign legion or become a monk in outer mongolia your dress sense is appalling and you have a stench of fish about you

SCORPIOYou are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You have a tendancy to shag small animals and love picking the crust out from your arse crack . You should really think about ringing the jerry springer show as you really need to be laughed atby the world

SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and battery operated large sex toys. sagitarian men are likely to go out & rent some soppy sicky crap chick flick love story movie just to increase your odds of getting a shag with the minger from the local chippy

CAPRICORN
You are very deep and personal in your thoughts a thinker , the quiet type with a love of music . An un sociable self-centered with seriously bad taste shitbag , a definate closet queen. Your best friend is probably called Trixy the only other friend u have is your right hand you sadly know every song kylie ever made word for word Happy in your exsistance? You should be so luckyyyyyyy!

AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a 25 stone grizzzly bloke wearing fishnet tights & gimp mask

PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living dickhead of all time . You will continually fail. Never have real friends just hangers on & You're a an absolute knobhead

Thereeee now don't we all feel much more positive about our lives lmao Russel Grant Eat your heart babyyyyyyyy I'm a Natural any 1 fancy a personal reading please let me know he he mwahhhhhhhhh luffs you all dearly but you already know that have a fuckifantesticleeeeeeee friday folks xxxx k


xxxtallorderxxx 46M

7/27/2006 10:13 pm

Can i bring a bottle while you read my palm, or read my tea leaves, or read something else (cough). I'm not normally one for tarot cards, but if you want to play snap with a striptease element with them that's fine by me Anyway, enough of my synicism perhaps you do have a gifting which needs to be explored more, and as i love being explored by good looking women you can count this LEO in. I'll even make you purrrrrr if you play your cards right...

xxxtallorderxxx


rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/27/2006 10:29 pm

    Quoting xxxtallorderxxx:
    Can i bring a bottle while you read my palm, or read my tea leaves, or read something else (cough). I'm not normally one for tarot cards, but if you want to play snap with a striptease element with them that's fine by me Anyway, enough of my synicism perhaps you do have a gifting which needs to be explored more, and as i love being explored by good looking women you can count this LEO in. I'll even make you purrrrrr if you play your cards right...

    xxxtallorderxxx
ooops hiya Tall xxx i dont think i have that spiritual gift mwahhhhh ok so im no Mystic Meg But i play a meannnnn snap & i bet ill kick ya Arseeeee at pairs he he giggle giggle lol oooh you sounded just like brucie thenHigherrrrrrrrLowerrrrrrr Nice to see u to see you NICE big hugs xxx k Lowerrrrrrr


xxxtallorderxxx 46M

7/28/2006 12:06 am

    Quoting rm_xxSpecialKxx:
    ooops hiya Tall xxx i dont think i have that spiritual gift mwahhhhh ok so im no Mystic Meg But i play a meannnnn snap & i bet ill kick ya Arseeeee at pairs he he giggle giggle lol oooh you sounded just like brucie thenHigherrrrrrrrLowerrrrrrr Nice to see u to see you NICE big hugs xxx k Lowerrrrrrr
well looks like i said hello before you finished the blog i dont drink tenants and dont smoke so i reackon your alter-ego wouldnt like me, but you certainly would there's me creeping again Have a fun day, hugs...


goodguysneedit2 56M

7/28/2006 4:49 pm

I'm a Sag...some of the description I might agree with, (romantic, soft-hearted, arts).. but the mushy chick-flicks make me wanna hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll!!!...and I can be a cold-bastard when the artisitic temperament kicks in! Then the soft-hearted side surfaces soon and I come crawling back like a pathetic drooling clown..LOL


Djeeper1987 47M

7/29/2006 10:05 am

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, A total plank . You have the IQ of a garden gnome and will never amount to much of anything. Most Leos are living on the benifits wear shell suits drink tennants super accompanied by a freshly picked of the pavement fag butt life is sweet for low life leos

This is me, however lately its been dull, care to help me babe?

Carpe Diem


rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/29/2006 8:42 pm

tallorder Hunny i never had you down as any of those nasty things adventurous yep willing to try new things yep but the others lol nah theyre kinda funny though arent they x

Lucifer Mwah babes ya dogends are lined up ya terry towling trackie is all ironed and now brown holey too sorry iron was touch too hot its ok hunny i glued cotton wool balls on those bits no 1 will ever know x

Goodguy baby id agree too on those things you mentioned too and hun that pic you sent me i did happen to notice the blow up doll eating breakfast in background and that box to the left of your bed well it s more alarge wooden crate did see some anal beads pertruding out of box 4 all to see and they looked rather large in size so come on lol come clean my sag profile was bang on wasnt it??? mwahhhhh u know id never say that stuff about you xxxxmwahhhhhhhhh

Djeeper1987 -hello there and hun aww babeeeeee of course ill help you come over hereeeeeeee
Ok guys im feelingggggggg the leos of the world are closing in i am the chosen 1 for all leos lol mwahhhhhhhh so i better own up guys i lied i cant read the stars i cant read full stop i think your all fabulous luffs ya all millions and i was seriously pre menstralll writing that stuff does it show???? lol was a bitta fun hunnys forgive me xxxx


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