Happy Mondaysssssssss  

rm_xxSpecialKxx 46F
2785 posts
6/25/2006 5:42 pm

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6/27/2006 6:51 am

Happy Mondaysssssssss


HAVE A HAPPY MONDAY FOLKS xxxxxxxx K

There once was a man from China,
who wasn't a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock,
and cut off his cock,
and now he has a vagina


A young man whose sight was myopic
Thought sex an incredible topic.
So poor were his eyes,
That despite its great size,
His penis appeared microscopic.


There once was a girl from chiswick
Who said to her Mum "What's a dick?"
She said "My dear Annie,
It goes up your fanny
jiggles back n forth till its sick


A horny young lady named Jill
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in north Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil


A bloke with three hairs goes in to a barbers shop and says tidy it up please , the barber brushes the three hairs to the right and one falls out ! so the barber brushes the other two to the left and another one falls out ! , The guy says , never mind , leave it messy !

A man comes round in hospital after a serious accident and shouts doctor ! I can’t feel my legs ! the doctor replies , I know , we had to amputate your arms .

Djeeper1987 47M

6/25/2006 9:19 pm



Carpe Diem


xxxtallorderxxx 46M

6/26/2006 2:11 am

my favorite was :

A horny young lady named Jill
fucked a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
in north Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

Thanks for the uplift, happy mondays !


eveready06 42M

6/26/2006 2:56 pm

[SIZE 4]LoLLLLLLLL! xx


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