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rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
2785 posts
7/23/2006 10:20 am

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7/24/2006 4:26 am

Absolutely Useless News


Clinic urges Canadians, 'have sperm will travel'
A clinic at Albury in southern New South Wales has been given permission to advertise overseas for fully paid holidays to Australia for sperm donors.

German men told to have more sex and 'take the consequences:
Conservative politicians are urging German men to have more sex to boost birth rates

Farrell's penis 'too distracting' for audiences
Scenes showing Colin Farrell's penis have been cut from a new film he's made - because it's too distracting for audiences.

Internet surfers will be able to watch paint dry:
Satellite channel is to stream a new reality show called Watching Paint Dry

Bono caught smoking in his own hotel
Bono has been ticked off for smoking a cigarette - in his own hotel.

Cliff helps to clear pubs:
Landlords have found the best way to get rid of drinkers at closing time at Christmas is to play a Cliff Richard song

Hope your lifes more exciting than mine mwahhhhhh have a fab day xxxx k

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
7/24/2006 1:49 am

My life is a drag right now. Hopefully we will have a good meet in London to cheer us all up. Please tell bikerjim of a good karaoke place for us all to go or a club or somethin. He needs help with the venues mate.

Bye everyone, it was a blast

ShooooM 43M
340 posts
7/24/2006 2:45 am

Its going to get better babes just hang in there Meet in London ?????

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