Happy Trails............  

rm_wwwkum 62M
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12/13/2005 7:34 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Happy Trails............


Decided it was about time to get me a pet.Did the right thing,I think,by going to the pound to save some poor unfortunates life.So I adopted the cutest little puppy.I was so excited I forgot to read the small print on the care and grooming instructions.There it was,almost plain as day:May have sexual side effects!Sure enough,the little bugga takes to humping my right leg,then my left leg,but I drew the line at humping my back side though.He's no longer a house pet,strictly an out door dog.Still humps my legs but discovered we run a mean three-legged sack race at the company picnic.What with the holidays approaching and all,I figured a bone would be the perfect gift for the little guy.Spent most of last night with him at the local graveyard.He was really digging it there for awhile,but when it came time to leave,he didn't want to go.Reminded me of an old poem my pappy used to read us kids at bed time."Give the old dog a bone,or away from home he will roam.Upon your dying bed,he returns to lay his head,til last you've taken that breath.Long last they lay you to rest,the old dog he loved making a mess,cause dig as he will,unearthing your chest,cause that's where the bones are the best!"Gnaw,not really....maybe a kitty might suit me better.Well,got me one anyway,must be part retriever cause he always returns with the head when we're out gofer golfing with the harvest sickle.Cats are great for decorating the cake!You know,the kind where the lady is supposed to jump up out of it,half naked and jiggling her jugs.Never did figure out how they baked her inside the cake like that,my kitty was only good for stuffing after baking him in my cake.So for now I guess I'm just not cut out for having a pet.Besides,I still got my little sister.

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