Famous Forgotten Quotes  

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12/4/2005 11:36 am

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Famous Forgotten Quotes


"Look honey,a magic bullet."John F.Kennedy....."Say?What's this big red button do?"Co-pilot,Enola Gay....."No,I don't need a stinking map!"Moses,year 38,the desert......"I said,we'll make camp here tonight!"George Armstrong Custard,Little Big Horn....."Hey,don't blame me,I was drunk when it happened."George Bush Senior....."NO!NO!Put it back!Oh,boo hoo hoo."Barbara Bush....."I'm a war president,make no mistake about that!"President George Bush....."Nice bird?What nice bird?"Captain,The Titanic....."You can believe me,cause I never lie and I'm always right."Richard Nixon....."Deep Throat,yeah,I seen it 12 times and still can't get it down Pat."Richard Nixon......"MMMERPHHHH,OOOOM,GAG,SPITTLE,DROOL,GORK."Pat Nixon....."I only put in the tip,we never consumated the act."Jimmy Swaggart....."That's it baby,suck my sanctified erection"Jimmy Swaggart......."God damn IRS,gotta claim all those little bastards as dependants!"Jimmy Swaggart....."Bubba,who's Bubba?"James Baker....."No Bubba,No!!!!"James Baker....."Bubba?HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!"Tammy Faye Baker....."Of course I'll respect you in the morning."Ted Bundy......"Tattoos taste great!"Jeffery Dahmer......"Are you gonna eat that?"Jeffery Dahmer to Lorena Bobbit......"Fuck all the little bastards!"One Bishop to another....."Yeah,elves,hair cut and a shave and they look just like little boys!"Santa to the Pope....."It's a deal,we'll call it X-MAS.That way everyone will buy your toys."Pope to Santa....."If thine eye offend thee,pluck it out.""Blind Mellon Chitlins......"SHHHHH,did you here that?"David Koresh......"Woah!This is some good shit!"Jim Jones......"Pardon me,pardon me,comming through,pardon me."Richard Nixon....."Is that your peanut?Ha,Ha,Ha."Monica Lewinski,the Lincoln Room......"What smells like burnt Vasaline in here?"James Baker,the showers....."I used to be all fucked up on drugs,but now I'm all fucked up on the lord!"Johnny Cash...............Later,D.

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