Dry Dreams  

rm_wwwkum 62M
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12/10/2005 12:47 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dry Dreams


I awoke to find this strange white powder all over my sheets.Damn,didn't think I was getting that old.Older but wiser?Really didn't think I would live this long.Is it some form of mental pause men get?Anymore,I am too quick to orgasm,I thought the older we get the longer it would take.At least I do have one consolation,it tends to facilitate drifting off into the much needed naps I require these days.Especially now,I no longer find myself in those akward positions like being halfway out the bathroom window at 3am when the light suddenly comes on,there she is,the tattooed,bearded,fat lady from the carnival insisting on knowing just where the hell do I think I'm going.Then there was that time in Mexico with the three tounged midget,entire cheerleading squad from More Sex High and the Chicana along with her donkey.Think that was the time I aquired my limp.Yeah,that too,it's limp more now than hard.Had to breakdown and buy me one of those rubber girls.She never complains,no headaches,no PMS,always glad to see me.Besides,she has three accessable holes,ready when I am and I don't need to wear a rubber.Seems I did rubber the wrong way the other afternoon and now she has four holes.I know,you're thinking,what a sick bastard.I'll admit it,OK,I'm really sick.Now I'm forced to wear two rubbers when I jack off so I won't spread any diseases.We had a threesome last night,I tossed off using both hands and she took it just like the dirty little slut that she is.Heard it right here on this site,that alternative type of sex called mind fucking.Now that's something I could really go for.But alas,even though I managed to make it reach,I had a bitch of a time getting it up my nose.Who knows,maybe someday I'll find me a match here,til then,guess I can keep up my interest in sex.Might even get a chance to meet some more nice folks as yourself.Catch ya later....

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