Details at 10.........  

rm_wwwkum 62M
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12/3/2005 6:30 am

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Details at 10.........

Words,just words...but who's to say what is just.Justice?Went looking for justice at the local courthouse and all I found was just us!Since moments after birth,when the doctor yanked me upside down and slapped my ass,it set in motion an immediate resentment.Been trying to crawl my way back into the womb ever since.I mean,if I could ,I would literally start with foreplay of course,eventually squirming my self totally back in,that's the extent of my love of pussy.Then there's that nipple obsession.What's up with that?Personally,I would prefer a bakers dozen.Guess that is as good a reason for not being GOD as any.Creator,I am,you am,we all am cha my ma?OK,that was a bit reaching.So then came along the sisters,nuns,never had nun,never will.Perhaps what we really need is Pope on a rope.Nah,showering with men has never really cut it.Speaking of which,I recently tried to replace my foreskin but the tattoo artist assured me it would not count towards the overall length of my "Jolly Roger".Bummer,cuz I would have continued with the full body tattoo,only taller,better looking,with more hair.Do know now where all my hair has been going....older I get,the more it sprouts every place but my male pattern dome-a-psydal.As if that wasn't bad enough,I got TV,radio,print,all the them,they and those telling me I got bad breath,body odor,fungus amung us,stained teeth,too fat,not enough fat,hold the starches,get more credit,drink there brand of sexual attraction,smoke this,can't smoke at all,ad infinitum.And just who are THEY,THEM,and THOSE?Goes to show nobody knows.Came too this morning and she came three,then off I go to support all the possessions that own me.So lonely on this here teraquarium of some 6.7 billion peeploids.If I don't conform,they will slap me with a fine.FINE?Fine day,fine ass ,fine and dandy....but what's so fine about a fine?I suddenly real-eyes my wad is spent while standing in line at the sperm bank.HMMMM?If I were gay,I could use the next available ATM to make a withdrawal,hense eleminating the need of a partner.Marriage:the single largest cause for divorce!Got three to date but they won't answer my calls.At least I can save the cash it would have cost me to take 'em on a date.Then there's the ancient debate over the toilet seat,so I just give in and squat to pee like they do but my "Johnson"almost got flushed away.Maybe I might get lucky next time and find me a beautiful flushing bride and neither of us will have anything to fall out over.Tried to introduce my last mate to Ben but when I chortled"ben over"she just laughed at me and asserted a stern but friendly "beg you bastard"and went back to her cosmic,utility,vibrating 3rd leg.Legacies,sounds like a malignant barn dance or something.Got to get a leg up on the Jones'but I always end up back squating again....I really don't mind being a sloth,but my fingers do get tired from hanging around and the pee-pee keeps dribbling off my chin.Did I mention I'm lisdexic,well,that's how I spell it.I'm also schizophrinic,but then so am I.Suppose that takes care of the feelings of loneliness.Got busted blowing Bubbles in the hot tub but Bubbles talked his way out of it.Was begining to worry there for a moment so I changed seats and now I worry here.Humans are such easy prey!PLEASE!Take the morons,psychopaths,perverts and mental defectives off the streets and put them on the police force where they belong!My head is getting full so I'm going to dislodge it from the spigot.Well,I'M amused,you can spend your life anyway you want,me,I'm going to invest it.WOW!Cool,I just woke up here at the keyboard and have'nt a clue....do you?


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