Help! I'm a Blog Virgin!!  

rm_whoopeecat 50F
6 posts
7/31/2005 4:48 pm

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3/18/2006 4:03 pm

Help! I'm a Blog Virgin!!

Come on, some of you big, strong men, I'm a blog virgin in distress! I have no fucking idea what to write here, so will you come to my rescue and blog something hot and/or funny here? If so, you'll be my knight in (hopefully) NO armor!!

rm_Letmexyou 44M
1 post
7/31/2005 5:32 pm

The horse was already I jumped of to take my armour of...cause without I would be able to run faster towards you....X

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
7/31/2005 7:26 pm

Hi & Welcome to BlogVill', Here's somthin' 4U..At a hotel lobby a young good looking man accidentally bumped into an attractive woman, his elbow hitting against her breast: "I'm so sorry" the man responded, "but if your heart is as soft as your breast I am sure you will forgive me". The woman replied "if your penis is as hard as your elbow I am in Room 102"

shyknight2005 42M
163 posts
8/2/2005 8:13 pm

<Strips off armor, bows and offers milady a rose @};-
Welcome...I am new to this blog thing too...hope you have as much fun as I am lol. sk

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/5/2005 3:05 am

Okay, so this woman writes on her profile only that she wants to meets men for "alternative" activities. She meets a guy through the site, they meet for drinks, and she takes him home. She runs to her room to 'slip into something more comfortable.' When she comes out, he's heading for the door. 'Wait,' she says, 'what about our alternative activities?'

'Already done it - I f**ked your cat and took a dump in your toaster.'

That seemed so much funnier when I was 20...

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/6/2005 6:05 am

And now on MiesterPiece Theatre, a lymerick:

There was a redhead from Atlanta
Of whom I requested from Santa
"Don't want lots of pain,
But I love cuffs and chains -
Can you get me into her panta(s)?"

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