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During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
students, one by one "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Robin, are you able to use your intelligence for once and
us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after supper."
The teacher fainted.
7/19/2005 8:10 am
Reminds me of the line as the nice teen boy is taking off with the girl, he says to the father, "Don't worry Mr. Jones, I'll have your daughter in bed before 11 PM!"|
7/19/2005 9:15 am