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Sex and the Titty...
Sex and the Titty...
As always, I don't know much.
I commented to a friend a couple of weeks ago about how sexual attraction is shallow. I really said it in an off handed way, but after thinking about it, it is absolutely true. Unfortunately, we cannot look across a crowded room, a grocery store or a mall ( where I love looking at women most, because they are in their natural habitat)and see that a woman is virtuous or kind or intelligent. All you can do is see if they have the attributes that are attractive or not to you as an individual. In my case, the first sign is how nice there boobs are. I love boobs. Boobs of all shapes and sizes, as long your nipples don't scrape your kneecaps when you take your bra off. Nothing is more entertaining to me than running my index fingers across a woman's erect nipples on a sunny afternoon. I digress.
I know the fact that I use the word "boobs" in some people's eyes makes me shallow. Ladies,if it will make you feel any better, I will change my name to "shallowdeep34". The sad part about it is, is that it gets worse.
Once a person gets past the first test of attraction, there is the second wave of visual testing that goes on. I have heard women say that at this level they are looking at everything from the man's shoes to his eyelashes to trying to sneak a peek at his bulge. If the man fails this test he is already done in these women's eyes. For me this test consists of a woman's nails both the finger and toe.
I will explain. 95 to 98% of all women want there partner to go down to the Forbidden Jungle. I have no problem with that; if our level of intimacy has moved to that level, and I trust a woman like that, I will do the deed until my face looks like a glazed donut. Knowing that if I am attracted to a woman, that I will be eventually performing that act on a regular basis, I have an inspection of my own to perform before I even approach a woman. Ladies, before you judge, please hear me out. I am very sad to say that there are some women who are not exactly keeping their kitty-kat up to snuff, so to peak, and that is the best way that I can put it. There are some women out there, that when they remove their undergarments, a green fog arises from their nether region. I've seen it. I know what you are thinking, " she must have been a skank", which may well have been true, but there was a time that I would poke anything with a pulse and a slippery orifice. Now that I have matured and become a little more discriminating, now I have to be able to scope out a skank in decent women's clothing. Very difficult, as skanks have discovered the Limited too.
Here is how I do it: Once the woman has passed the boob test, I sneak up and get a gander at the nails. Since open toed footwear is still all the rage, the full inspection is usually accomplished. The theory is this: if a woman spends the time to make sure that her cuticles are straight, then there is a good chance that the cooze is properly coifed. Is it 100%? Of course not, but if you have not spoken a single word to the person, it is the best shot you have.
Sex is shallow, but it feels so good.
12/19/2005 6:46 pm
You're quite a thinker, aren't you? That's fantastic!|
This girl is impressed by anyone who appreciates her twice monthly trips to the nail tech for a finger and toe makeover. It's a grueling life....but I'm a girl and beauty isn't painless (or cheap!!)
For statistics sake....my kitty's trim, tidy and fog free.