rm_vipercb 41M
123 posts
11/19/2005 4:43 pm

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~If you drive a hybrid that gets 45mpg in the city and 25mpg highway, wouldn’t you stay on city streets?
~If you or a lover had an erection for four hours would you call a doctor?
~If you won the lotto what’s the first thing you’d do?
~Has masturbation ever lost its fun?
~Do you find it odd that if you’re bad or play pro sports you have to do community service?
~Why is it that high end cars don’t use blinkers, but a POS’s are on all the time?
~Why is it only guy’s look at my web cam while in the chat rooms?
~If you drink for four hours in first class will they still rent you a car?
~Do you think you could rent a driver too?
~Is it gay for a guy to go to Gene Juarez to get his hair done and a manicure?
~How come no matter what you ask for for Christmas you always get something else?
~Why do we only fuck up when someone’s watching?
~How come when you want to sleep you can’t but if you want to stay up you fall asleep?
~Is there a triple standard?
~Is there a double premium?
~What’s better salon or water cooler gossip?
~Before fire house’s put in the pole did they slide down the banister? Was there a newel post?
~Who had the pole first strippers or fire fighters?
~Which did come first the chicken or the egg?
~If we evolved from monkeys, what are today’s monkeys going to evolve into?
~Why are the comics the best part of the Sunday paper?
~Why do women look at you with discuss if you have an erection in public, or for not getting one in the bedroom?
~How old do you; Act? , Feel? , Say you are? , Look?
What are you wearing?
*LADIES ONLY* ~What’s the weirdest thing you wanted? Besides me. LOL
~Do you want to ride my toy? (from other post)

rm_vipercb 41M
101 posts
11/20/2005 1:42 am

I think my hand would be cramped up after two hours.
I would cash the ticket in before I did anything.
Just once when my cousin caught me.
"Hold my beer and watch this" ring a bell
12, 45, 25, 17
a nike shirt and south park boxers

1023 posts
11/20/2005 6:51 am

Very good questions and the one that stood out and made me say, yeah, that's me! well, besides the community service thing... The messing up when someone's watching, only then... to a "T" .

Funnything is your post went through with fuck written in it and mine got denied three times for writing ass three times.

bardicman 50M

11/20/2005 2:25 pm

Water Cooler gossip is always the best. ALWAYS !! ROFL

Messing up when someone is watching? Why is that?

I am not dead yet

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
11/20/2005 11:18 pm

If i won the lotto... the first thing i'd do is pay off my debt. then i'd go on vacation.

and nevermind what i'm wearing

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
11/25/2005 9:37 am

Honey, Goddess grew up in a valley in Illinois that boasted a third of it's population as being a mental institution out north of town....
And you are asking what she considers *WEIRD* ????????????

Other thoughts with you here...{=}
Love hybrids & GPS systems rock on or off city streets.
Thinking four hours is about normal for Tantric Man who
is learning to extend pleasure...no need for a doctor {=}
Lotto win would have me orgasming in the middle of the 7-11.
Prefer the term *self pleasuring* and knowing it serves...
Loving to put the fun back into the word disfunctional...
Whatsa POS asks she who drives a high end car ?
Prefer to travel with the driver rather than to simply rent him.
Someone is always watching...the question is who?
The comics are the best because they make great wrapping
paper for birthday gifts. Save them for that. Comics rock.
The first pole stripper I knew was a firefighter named Dan.
There are as many standards as their are minds, beautiful one.
Monkeys ARE going back into the closet for a steamy week.
And age is a number and for some minds it is unlisted....
Boy Toy you said???

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

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