Now and Then  

rm_vipercb 41M
123 posts
11/10/2005 2:10 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Now and Then

Difference between when I was a kid and now that I’m an adult.

Kid: look for shapes
Adult: think is going to rain, and how it’s going to screw up traffic

K: no school, play all day
A: shovel the “F N” driveway

K: cuts in to playtime
A: cuts into football

K: no playtime
A: unpaid vacation

K: at mom’s house no curfew
A: to nice to work, but have to pay mortgage

K: homework, yard work, and housework
A: the shit we do to pay bills

K: drank out of faucet
A: $1.00 for a 20 oz bottle

K: got to pick out a toy after a cleaning (plus a brush, paste, & floss)
A: have to ask for a brush (got a power brush after $3200 for implants)

K: camping, 5 people take turns on one quad
A: two quads, no time to ride

K: hit every aisle, leave with a full cart
A: hit select aisles; carry it all in 3 bags

K: before &after school and on Saturday morning
A: drug & sex intents

K: play with toys, when I took one
A: don’t take one if I’m going to go play with toys

K: ham with miracle whip, Suzie Q, and a coke
A: (work days) leftovers, claim jumpers or fast food (riding) ham w/ miracle whip or PB&J

K: 8:30pm
A: (working) 3am (on vacation) sleep on the flight home

TV guide
K: masturbate to picture of “knots landing” chick
A: it’s just words on the TV

1023 posts
11/10/2005 10:24 am

When we're young, we can't wait to be older, but after a certain point... It's like we're slipping into a hole and we can't find a good hold to stop the downward motion... I sure wish I was a kid again. Growing up sux kinda like the joke in my.... [post 135659]

Besides, you're too young for mid life crisising.

And about riding. My 400 EX is little more than a jungle gym for my kids... but when they get older, I and they will have lots a fun!!!

tillerbabe 56F

11/10/2005 8:17 pm

Oh this is good!..LMAO!!!

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