Dec. 05, 2005  

rm_vipercb 41M
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12/19/2005 2:12 am

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Dec. 05, 2005

We dock in a little cove off some privite island. I hit the beach camera in hand wearing a t-shirt that reads "there's a fucking asshole looking at me" (front) and "...still looking at me" (back) a number of people stop me to let me know they like the shirt get some numbers make some plans for later that night and snap some pictures. I head over to rent the wave runner, sit watch the movie and put on my life vest reaady to hit the waves. I'm stopped three diferent times and am asked the same question "are you sure you don't want to put your back pack in the locker" no it have my video camera in it so I can tape my ride. "is it water proof we can't be held..." yes don't worry it covered and secured. Off we go in a pack of 10 (1 being the fastest) I'm number 4 soon learn I should be number 3. they have us take off about 100yards apart and I soon find my self letting off the gas so I don't run over the guy in front of me. we ride pause ride pause, getting some history about the island and surrounding area. After we return to shore I'm off snapping more pic's getting more looks for my shirt some not so good. after we get back on the boat we head to lunch. As we sit and eat and lady with the ship comes up to me asking all these questions like I had just won a prize...low and behold "sir we are going to have to ask you to flip your shirt some of the guest find it offensive." Walking around on deck is offensive 300lb people in bikini's so I got smashed to get my mind off of it. dinner with the folks was nice until they forced me to drink merlot and two of those cordails thingy's then the 5 drinks down in the vault and wow it's 4 am closed it again now to get back to the room.


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