Needle in a haystack!  

rm_upfourgrabs 36F
45 posts
9/18/2005 12:00 pm

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11/17/2006 10:17 am

Needle in a haystack!


I have to say that I have never been guilty of judging a man by his penis, and size isn't everything as long as you know how to use it.
The next guy I met was one of the less fortunate people of this world but I'm sure this will make you chuckle and we all need a little humour in our lives. He may not have been Brad Pitt but he's still fairly good looking and he seems to do quite well in life. The "big" problem arises when he requests a blow job. Granted its not my favourite occupation but I will endeavour to please. However, upon realising he wasn't shaved or even trimmed I knew this would not be possible. At least not without a machete and a native guide to get me through the jungle. I have never seen such long pubes before, it was a little startling and very much a case of that proverbial needle. I politely declined and asked did he not trim it. To which I got "no, why?" I did offer the fact that it makes giving head a much more pleasant experience, after all who likes going to the dentist for a hair cut, and it does make you look bigger, I would have thought that would have produced a response. I must conclude by they way he begged for it he doesn't get it often (probably for the same reason)and I do feel for him. But I think there is something for us all to learn, guys and girls alike, razors are our friends!

kiz64 52M

10/4/2005 1:07 pm

I can understand that a penis buried in long, straggling, unkempt pubes are a seriously off-putting (for both women and men), however I have also heard people say that a completely shaved penis is very off-putting.
I would be interested in your view... (simple interest, nothing more..)


goesanywhere 60M
1 post
10/16/2005 10:45 am

I would be interested to show you my haystack and jag you with my needle


newbie7272 44M
1 post
10/31/2005 1:16 pm

First time I've heard anything like this so guess my jungle is OK! Gave me a laugh and look forward to your next instalment.


rm_jono_misfit 38M
5 posts
12/6/2005 12:38 pm

Ive always debated if i should do this, i take it that its much more prefareable.

Must admit i much prefer girls who trim or shave so i should have thought about it and be more considerate myself!

Thanks for the informative blogg


ABorderReiver 63M
4 posts
1/20/2006 2:06 pm

Hey sweetheart come to the states. We always figured no one minded going through a few bushes to get to a picnic.

Ridem’ Cowboy


lassothemoon999 46M

7/14/2006 7:14 pm

i dont shave but i do prefer to be trim as the sex in the city episode suggests it does add an inch or so to the visual appearance

also much more hygenic.

love your wee stories very enjoyable hope to chat sometime if i can get AdultFriendFinder to allow the upgrade, thier software sucks

keep up the good work

best wishes


scotsbustybabe33 55F

11/15/2006 5:55 am

Luv your blogs. They are ace.

Wish more men would trim their pubes. I hate the ones who think that they are doing you a favour, by allowing you to give them a blowjob.

When you stop periodically, to remove the hairs from your mouth, its like a major crime.

Get the scissors out boys. Nothing nicer than a pube free blowjob or so im told,lol


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