Mother Nature's Revenge....  

rm_unlistedone 65M
3832 posts
2/2/2006 12:12 am

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Mother Nature's Revenge....

Mother Nature's Revenge

On the 16th hole of a golf course, Fred hit his ball into the
woods. Harry laughed at Fred, but then somehow managed
to hit his ball into the woods too, just a few yards beyond.
It took Fred a long time to look for his ball and he was getting
angrier every minute. Finally, he found his ball in a patch
of yellow buttercups. Instead of simply continuing the
game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup
in that patch.

Suddenly, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you
know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for
that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for
the rest of your life. Better still; you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter
of fact, you won't have any butter for anything for
the rest of your life!"

Then poof! She was gone.

After Fred got a hold of himself, he hollered to his friend,
"Harry! Harry! Where are you?"

Harry yelled, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Fred screamed back, "Don't swing! For God's
sake, don't swing!!!"

And that's why I take everything in Nature very seriously! lol!

angelofmercy5 59F
17881 posts
2/2/2006 6:36 am

~giggles~ I needed a smile today.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
2/2/2006 2:46 pm

~ smilez ~


CantonOhCouple 60M/60F
553 posts
2/2/2006 7:39 pm

Mother nature? Father time? I'm bemused sometimes on how we assume genders. Is nature truly "mother"? And time our father? Hmm.

But a great joke, nonetheless.

Hugs from CantonOhCouple.

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