Auction!!!  

rm_unlistedone 65M
3832 posts
9/23/2005 11:31 am

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Auction!!!


The owner of this blog has decided to auction off to the highest bidder...

HIS MALE EQUIPMENT.

That's correct. You didn't misread.

This is a classic piece of equipment.
Made in the fifties... this is American Manufactured in an almost perfect design.
Well maintained through the years and still functions as well as it did when it first arrived.
A standard size piece that even back in the fifties, was wider than the norm... so comfort is placed at a premium.
Though it became a workhorse for many years, it is still without a single scratch. (Sadly though, since the owner's wife has lost interest in keeping up her end of the maintenance on this quality apparatus, I have determined it might as well go to someone who can still appreciate comfort, quality, design perfection, and with enough power to leave today's young sportser's in the dust. All this without even modifying it in the least.
BONUS!!!! The owner has also agreed to pass along with it two additions that hang just below the main body of this finely tuned machine. Though surgically altered from their original purpose, they still maintain high performance and give the perfect overall balance to the beauty of this rare quality piece.

While it never ran in The 24 hours of Daytona... it has proven itself over and over again in marathons lasting over 9 hours... with only minimum maintenance and leaking.
And it has also been proven to be a champion in high stakes unbelievably quick races on the drag strip. And this without altering anything!

It can run at any pace you set. And will deliver you over the top of the highest mountain without any fatigue at all.

It is water resistant... but it does need polishing on occasion.

All bids will be public and a note as to why you think you should be the lucky recipient should be explained in detail.

Don't miss out on this American Classic. Enter your bid today. (If you feel someone has made a better bid than your original, you may make a new bid.)

(Owner maintains the right to refuse any and all bids, if they do not meet with his approval.)

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
9/23/2005 1:18 pm

Thanks for being part of the Seinfeld contest

best of luck with the auction unlisted


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/23/2005 1:33 pm

ok ,here we go,1000 dollars but i don't need you till i have won the seinfeld competion and after that i will more than need that piece of equipment


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/24/2005 1:54 am

The opening bid is $1000.00. And I believe Papy intends to put the equipment to a real hard test, if she wins. Thank you Papy, for the nice bid.


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/24/2005 1:56 am

Thanks Luke, it was fun. (I probably wouldn't have made it to the ten day mark.) I like my fun too much. May the power of the monks be with you.


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
9/24/2005 1:56 am

LOL @ papy

just that equipment or some of the rest that goes with it?


rm_lovelyLady 64F
434 posts
9/24/2005 5:28 am

LOL all
(that could translate to 'lots of luck' as well as a number of other possibilities


I am amazed at how we seem to think a lot alike GotD. I cant separate the parts from the whole…… Wouldn’t want to

What I can imagine, is that we would compliment each other nicely. I think we both enjoy working hard and playing hard, and numerous possibilities in between…… These are good characteristics, whether on the job, or in a more ‘sort of’ relaxed atmosphere. Along with your ‘obvious’ sensitivities and creativity, I think my passion for learning and sharing could be a comfortable fit. I greatly admire your gentle ways, and also imagine that would translate well into your touch and your intensions as well. With these thoughts in mind,
I would try to give 100 % ......
to what ever we deem important at the moment. Be it pleasure, play, learning, teaching, or just enjoying the moment, whether together, or apart. As I believe we also need to experience quiet time...... as well as time together, some very very close together…

Even if only in my mind……… XOXO LL


sexyeyes375 47F

9/24/2005 8:56 am

my bid2000.00 ... plus various other non~monetary contributions..

I like the sum of all your parts as wells. I consider this a wise investment...


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/25/2005 12:06 am

Goddess, should I include other parts in the auction? (No bid from goddess, hmmmm...)


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/25/2005 12:13 am

lovely,
these are very good reasons why you should get the bid, but there isn't a bid. (or are you talking to goddess here? Sorry, that's how I read it the first time! LOL...lady on lady!??!)
For consideration in the auction, there first must be a bid.

And ladies... the bidding is up to $2000.00 by sexyeyes. I've got more than that invested in my golf clubs. Is this all a classic is worth?


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/25/2005 12:22 am

Sexy, you now lead in the bidding.

$2000.00 is a good start. The non-monetary contributions sounds very interesting...
but;
not quite clear enough. Could you please clarify this, a little... so that the others know what they are bidding against.

Ladies, think about it.
I've got a lot on line here. I'm really putting myself in a very vulerable position. Surely that alone must be worth more than what you are offering at the moment.

I have $2000.00. Do I here $6,000.00?


rm_lovelyLady 64F
434 posts
9/25/2005 6:50 am

Lmho [blog unlistedone] Woopsi - That’s funny, I thought you might think that!
Not Lady on Lady LOL……. Lover on Lover…… LOL!
No, no.... No matter the immense respect I have for gotD..........
[blog unlistedone] I was putting in my bid for All of your parts - in a different kind of currency….
By saying I would give 100% ……….
hopefully an equal amount to what you would give in return……..

But, if I must give an amount, that I would give, if I could, I’ll raise the bid to $10.000.00

Although, I truly believe your total worth is way far beyond that……….. something you can not put a price on…….

Kind of like Unlimited [blog unlistedone] LOL

XOXO LL


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
9/25/2005 1:18 pm

o darn difficult now,full body parts,100% giving and 10,000 dollars,

ok up that to 15.000 euros in a tax free account in switzerland,and 150% giving from me,phewwwww this is going to be hard work


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_lovelyLady 64F
434 posts
9/25/2005 7:36 pm

Oh, Lover boy.......
Did I mention I am a licensed Masseuse? ....and I have a Professional Massage Table? LOL
$25,000.00 (I'm stickin with %100 giving/sharing)

XOXO LL {=}


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/26/2005 9:47 pm

Polly, I'm very hurt that you don't trust my word.(He sad with a sad smile.) But, if you don't trust me, and I follow along with you completely to prove to you that all that I've said above is absolutely true, then I would have to show my entire self to all.
That would prove to be problematic.

The rest of the "apparatus" may not be in as pristine conditions as the auction items are. Even though I watch my diet, and try and take good care of myself, a lot of things has happened to the rest of me.

Let's see, it was very abused in American football. (I was a linebacker on defense, and played on special teams.) Get your mind out of the gutter, special teams are the teams like kick off, return, field goal, and extra points.
Baseball cracked three ribs...
Basketball- almost took my tongue off completely. Thankfully, it mended and is in pretty good shape.
Military life almost cost me my life too many times to count.
Mother Nature took a shot at me. She's a damn good aim too. I won't make her mad at me anymore!
God has played the same joke on me that He did Gallagher with my hair. "Now you have it, now you don't."
There are some handle bars on my side that just won't go away.

But then, again, there are some good things still functioning.
My eyes, though reading glasses are required, are the same. They still sparkle... especially with humor or friendship. (I do love those quick one-liners when someone asks me something.)
Some ladies don't like me to look at them in the eyes for very long. They claim they feel like I can see into their mind and soul. Others have called them "bedroom eyes."
My chest and my stomach still forms a "v" look to it. Enough so that my arms when at my side are approx. four inches from my body.
Large, straight shoulders... athletic neck. (size 18 neck in a dress shirt.)
You can see the muscles in the ribcage and if you look closer, a few washboard muscles. (Look "very closely" on that one!)
My arms are very pronounced and the slightest movement in my hands can be seen all the way to the elbow. Popeye would like them.
Calf and thigh muscles still large and firm. Even ladies I've never seen before have approached me to tell me they "really" love the way my legs look when I'm in shorts. (I still find that embarrassing.)

But that is just the physical side. That's the "outside" of me.
The real part of me I think is on the inside.
I listen.
Really... I listen to people. No matter what they want to talk about... I listen.
I try my dead level best to make people smile... everyday... everytime we meet.
I greet almost everyone with a smile, or a hug, or a handshake. And I mean it.

Now after all that, do you really want the entire package on the auction?

There's nothing fake about me... or if there is, I don't know it.

But I understand what you are saying. I wouldn't want to by something sight unseen... though I have before. So how should I remedy this problem?


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/26/2005 9:52 pm

Polly, I'm very hurt that you don't trust my word.(He sad with a sad smile.) But, if you don't trust me, and I follow along with you completely to prove to you that all that I've said above is absolutely true, then I would have to show my entire self to all.
That would prove to be problematic.

The rest of the "apparatus" may not be in as pristine conditions as the auction items are. Even though I watch my diet, and try and take good care of myself, a lot of things has happened to the rest of me.

Let's see, it was very abused in American football. (I was a linebacker on defense, and played on special teams.) Get your mind out of the gutter, special teams are the teams like kick off, return, field goal, and extra points.
Baseball cracked three ribs...
Basketball- almost took my tongue off completely. Thankfully, it mended and is in pretty good shape.
Military life almost cost me my life too many times to count.
Mother Nature took a shot at me. She's a damn good aim too. I won't make her mad at me anymore!
God has played the same joke on me that He did Gallagher with my hair. "Now you have it, now you don't."
There are some handle bars on my side that just won't go away.

But then, again, there are some good things still functioning.
My eyes, though reading glasses are required, are the same. They still sparkle... especially with humor or friendship. (I do love those quick one-liners when someone asks me something.)
Some ladies don't like me to look at them in the eyes for very long. They claim they feel like I can see into their mind and soul. Others have called them "bedroom eyes."
My chest and my stomach still forms a "v" look to it. Enough so that my arms when at my side are approx. four inches from my body.
Large, straight shoulders... athletic neck. (size 18 neck in a dress shirt.)
You can see the muscles in the ribcage and if you look closer, a few washboard muscles. (Look "very closely" on that one!)
My arms are very pronounced and the slightest movement in my hands can be seen all the way to the elbow. Popeye would like them.
Calf and thigh muscles still large and firm. Even ladies I've never seen before have approached me to tell me they "really" love the way my legs look when I'm in shorts. (I still find that embarrassing.)

But that is just the physical side. That's the "outside" of me.
The real part of me I think is on the inside.
I listen.
Really... I listen to people. No matter what they want to talk about... I listen.
I try my dead level best to make people smile... everyday... everytime we meet.
I greet almost everyone with a smile, or a hug, or a handshake. And I mean it.

Now after all that, do you really want the entire package on the auction?

There's nothing fake about me... or if there is, I don't know it.

But I understand what you are saying. I wouldn't want to buy something sight unseen... though I have before. So how should I remedy this problem?


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/26/2005 9:59 pm

Lovely, I was just playing with you about goddess... (I think!??!)
Giving 100% of giving/sharing... masseuse wth. table. AND.. $25,000.00!
(I should have thought to do this before now.)

Now that's a bid that should be entertained. Thank you. Thank you very, very much. (Trying very hard to keep my head on straight.)


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/26/2005 10:04 pm

Papy, the bookstore must be doing very well this year! (Trying to calculate Euro vs. American... gives up, figuring that's a lot of Euro.) Swiss account... always wanted one of those. 150% of Papy! Now that is serious! (I better start working out harder, whichever way this auction goes.)
Another bid to be entertained.


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/26/2005 10:15 pm

Should I amend the auction?

There seems to be the idea, though I can't really see why; that I should auction the entire package off.

You ladies would want me to sell myself completely... like a slave?

For you to do with as you please?

Is this what you want? I need a vote here. And if so, you will have to convince me that
1- This is a good idea for all involved.
2- That you would still respect me in the morning.

State you case, and vote "yea or nay."

(Bids will continue to be accepted until all votes are in.)


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
9/27/2005 1:54 pm

now there's an interesting idea ....

best not say out loud what possibilities that creates...


rm_lovelyLady 64F
434 posts
9/27/2005 4:50 pm

Yea - 100% sharing - you be my slave and then Ill be yours........

Sorry, but I want the whole package, complete with memories, past and present, and most of all, I need all of the senses that come with the complete package and when some of the body parts don’t work, we will always have feelings…… through the good times and the bad……. I need that caring and sharing of thoughts, and ideas, and most of all touch…….. warm arms wrapped about me……

Other wise, I would just go to MyPleasuredotkom and send in $20. for my favorite facsimile............

XOXO LL


sexyeyes375 47F

9/27/2005 10:42 pm

What use is the package without the man to power it??? And more importantly, the eyes that reveal all and feed the soul. With all those things that you mentioned and these.. who could not respect you in the morning??

My bid $50,000 ~ giving/sharing goes without saying, and what you see in my eyes...


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/29/2005 5:39 am

Goddess, you can say anything that enters your mind on my blog. No one here will tell!
btw, I've never mentioned it... but that is a beautiful dress. Must have been a nice party you were at.


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/29/2005 5:58 am

Sexy, I'm so glad you would respect me in the morning. And fifty g's... that's quite a sum. And what I see in your eyes is truly fantastic.
So your answer is yes, the whole thing. (I'm happy you feel that way.)


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/29/2005 6:12 am

I have $55,000.00 as Polly's final offer.

And she says yes, also to body... and "soul."

(Sorry Polly, the "soul" isn't for auction. Yes, it is a part of me, and yes, you may view into it, if you win. I hope you will understand. This is not part of the auction.)
As for how you may collect, the details will be forthcoming to the winner of the auction.

So, I have $55,000.

Are there anymore bids?

Understand, it "will" be for everything... not just the original parts offered.

GOING ONCE... (I still can't believe I'm doing this.)


sexyeyes375 47F

9/29/2005 9:19 pm

$60,000..


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
9/30/2005 4:53 am

I now have a $60,000.00 bid.

WOW!!! I wonder what would have happened if I had done this when I was but a wee lad of thirty? (Oh, it would have made sexy eleven years old. Never mind, then.)

Thank you for this bid, sexy. And the way she said it, it sounded determined.

So $60,000.00 Once...


rm_unlistedone 65M
2718 posts
10/1/2005 6:54 am

$60,000.00 going twice...

(Looking over the room to see if there are any more potential bidders.)


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