You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/13/2005 9:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When...

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?" you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady.
This one's yours." Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.

While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.

You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week. (Just means you get to take two weeks vacation, right?)

You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?"

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 5:46 pm

cajunpet -- ooopss!!!

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/14/2005 3:07 pm

Life After Death

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked the receptionist.

"Yes, Sir." the receptionist replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 12:13 am

ProFotoFreak - lol....

Never had a keyboard short out on me... what ARE you doing with that keyboard??? lol....

ProFotoFreak 45M

6/13/2005 10:27 pm

Do you do "You might be a Redneck..." jokes too?

BTW, did you ever notice that when the keyboard shorts out you see the smoke rising from it? THAT is what makes it work! You see keyboards that still have their smoke work perfectly well. It's when you let the smoke OUT that they are non-functional. The simple solution to fix the keyboard and thereby retain your job is to light a cigarette in the bosses office and blow the smoke into the keyboard until it begins to function normally again.

That'll be $35 please.

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