You Go, Girl!!  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/29/2005 6:22 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You Go, Girl!!

My friend up in CT is always at it. I don't know where he comes up with this stuff...but everytime I receive his emails, I just have to share it with you all!!!

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says,"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know,"says the guy. "How about nuclear power?

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?


A nice little reverse "Blondie" joke.... You just have to love it!! ...

Hope you all are having a blessed day....

TxRose


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/30/2005 9:39 am

cajunpet - Thank you!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/30/2005 8:27 am

I apologize and I am very sorry for my actions. I did not put the jokes to refute your jokes, but to make your laugh. Again, I am very sorry, and will stay on topic with my comments from the heart.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/29/2005 2:42 pm

cajunpet - I have asked you nicely several times before to not post jokes to my jokes as part of your comment. If you are going to comment, please do from your heart rather than refuting another story that you have found off the net somewhere. Thanks.


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/29/2005 11:58 am

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

I think blondes are very smart.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/29/2005 9:31 am

Desiregoddess --- lol.. No doubt!!!


Desiregoddess 33F
2 posts
6/29/2005 9:20 am

I'm loving it. I think that's pretty good. AND IT'S ABOUT TIME WE GET A SMART JOKE!!!!


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