Worst pick up lines???  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
7/18/2005 10:51 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Worst pick up lines???

A magazine purported that the 10 worst pick up lines were:

10. Come here often?
9. What's your sign?
8. Wow, you're hot.
7. My friend thinks you're hot.
6. That dress/outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor next to my bed.
5. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
4. Your night just got a whole lot better.
3. My friends and I have a bet....
2. Got any (insert heritage here) in you? Want some?
1. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Online pickups I know can be just as bad though. What is the worst one that you have received?????

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
7/20/2005 9:06 pm

txrose,There's No-Way I would use that one But this one I will use Now,Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons. okay moving on,Gonski's

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/19/2005 6:50 pm

leo_angel43 - Oh, Lordy!!! What couth!!! lol..... and, BTW, thanks!!! I do enjoy writing -- can you tell???

leo_angel43 55F

7/19/2005 6:09 pm

the worst online "line" used was...."great tits, when do I get to AdultFriendFinder em"

BTW, great Blog, keep up the good words!!!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/19/2005 5:30 am

keithcancook - And, that was a pickup line???? Dang!!!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/19/2005 5:21 am

alice593 - Yeah... I was equally quilty of that in highschool... even sealing it with a kiss!!! Back in the days....... lol....

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/19/2005 4:38 am

silvertongue65 - Somehow, I can't imagine that you would embarrass yourself.... just slipping in and using that silvertonque of yours???? lol.. j/k with ya!! ps I think our friend is too chicken to post or he has been told not to post one, so you were safe to post before he did!!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/19/2005 4:35 am

Lipator - lol... Did you ever master it to where you didn't sound like a tourist????

pASSionwantd2 - Tell me that you never used that one!!

five_speed - Yeah, yeah, yeah.... blame it on your friends!!!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/19/2005 4:33 am

talldarkavg1 - Those are cold....

dwight1055 - You are sooooo very right. But some folks think that they need a pickup line to get conversations started.....eventhough it is a turn off for many folks.

frbnkslady - Yep.... ironic, isn't it????

alice593 71M

7/19/2005 2:36 am

Not many pickup words told to me, but in junior high I had girls put notes in my locker soaked in perfume. Made for a sweet smelling locker. LOL

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/18/2005 11:33 pm

The worst one used on me was "Get the F*** outta my face". Needless to say, she did not get any from me that night.

silvertongue65 52M
31 posts
7/18/2005 6:52 pm

Flexing my digits and cringing in case harshawj reads this comment (which I know he will) and gasps at my temerity for posting these before he did...

You must be Jamaican, cuz girl, ja makin me crazy

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are your pants made of mirrors, because I can see myself in them..?

Has anyone ever told you that you have Yugoslavian hands?

Did it hurt much? (wait for the "Did what hurt?") When you fell from Heaven, angel...

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

No, I don't use lines... I prefer just to embarrass myself until they feel sorry for me LOL

five_speed 41M

7/18/2005 6:44 pm

I've heard my friends use some bad ones...

Those painted on jeans need a good strippin.

You're built better than a brick shit house.

As you're walking past the table where the woman is seated, you stop in mid-stride and say "do you want me to walk past you again, or do you just want to fall in love at first sight?"

Hi. My name is John. You might as well remember it, since you'll be screaming it in ecstacy later tonight.

There were more.... but that's all I can remember

pASSionwantd2 50M
1316 posts
7/18/2005 6:09 pm

Here gose--You are an angel! Can you take your shirt off so I can chck your wings too? GONG,LOL.

Lipator 56M
71 posts
7/18/2005 4:57 pm

I was told while travelling that Spanish women really go for "Your father must have been a robber, cause he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes". Spent the rest of the trip trying to work out how to say it in Spanish needless to say.

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
7/18/2005 4:06 pm

LOL, I hate the online...'I'm intriqued, feel free to email me'
"Can I write you sometime?'.. aren't you already writting??


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/18/2005 2:34 pm

papyrina - hee... not much in the way of words!!! lol...

dwight1055 59M
20 posts
7/18/2005 2:08 pm

hi..i find being honest about your intentions is best..i've found you can't trick a lady into doing anything she;s not into..when i meet a lady i find intresting i simply share my thoughts...

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
7/18/2005 1:58 pm

A greek guy in mt early years in greece where i knew no Greek

hhrrrmmm,me ,you and me ,hhhmmm go look at stars,uurrrmmm and have fucky fucky
needless to see he gone noen

I'm a

i'm here to stay

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/18/2005 1:22 pm

sandhazard - lol... and to top it off.... it is only an IF!!....

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
7/18/2005 1:18 pm

Whoa, want some fries to go with that shake?

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor. Have you seen it?

Wanna make 8 bucks the hard way?

Geez...now you see why I haven't been laid in 14 years.

[blog talldarkavg1]

sandhazard 54M
129 posts
7/18/2005 12:13 pm

"If I told said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Not only a bad line but a bad pun as well...


Become a member to create a blog