The top 10 viagra story...  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
2/9/2006 8:39 pm

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9/1/2006 12:01 am

The top 10 viagra story...

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.


smileguyqc 53M

3/3/2006 2:59 pm

LOL... very good #1 and #4 had me rolling. Ah heck they where all pretty damn good.


rm_pat606042 67M
3 posts
2/21/2006 9:29 am

Love it was great


campfirecozy 67M

2/15/2006 6:32 am

txrose,
Those are hilarious!! You've made my day...


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
2/13/2006 2:47 am

wonder what my viagra story will be........


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
2/11/2006 7:18 am

Hey, Mandy... Haven't seen you around in a long time. Glad to see you posting again!!

HUGS right back at ya!!

TxRose


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

2/10/2006 8:06 pm

That's a great one sweetie. I really needed that laugh...

HUGS ~~~ MANDY

Always The Bitch


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