The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly....  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
9/9/2006 6:56 pm

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9/11/2006 3:16 pm

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly....

Alrighty now. Y'all may have seen these sent around in the emails during the recent months... After reading through these, can you offer some of your own???

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the women next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.


Would love to hear from your creative minds!!

TxRose



rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
9/9/2006 8:03 pm

LMAO! Sucks to be them!


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