Technological advances for ladies....  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
7/17/2005 1:49 am

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Technological advances for ladies....

I am reading texts for my philosophy class regarding the effect technology has on society & how society is affected by the technology.

Tonight, though, an example comes to mind through a song that Bette Midler sang in the movie, Beaches, the Otto Titslinger song, which goes like this:

This next story is a true story. it concerns to of my favorite subjects: industrial theft . . . and-a t-ts! mmm, what a combo! this is the story . . . the inventor of the modern foundation
Ent that we women wear today was a german scientist and opera lover by the name of otto titsling! this is a true story. his name was otto titsling. what happened to otto titsling shouldn’t happe
A schnauzer. it’s a very sad story. I feel I have to share it with you.

Otto titsling, inventor and crout,
Had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, his future seemed bleak.
He fled to the opera at least twice a week.

One night at the opera he saw an aida
Who’s t-ts were so big they would often impede her.
Bug-eyed he watched her fall into the pit,
Done in by the weight of those terrible t-ts.

Oh, my god! there she blows!
Aerodynamically this bitch was a mess.
Otto eye-balled the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds,
And he suddenly felt the fire or inspiration
Flood his soul. he knew what he had to do!
He ran back to his workshop
Where he futzed and futzed and futzed.

For otto titsling had found his quest:
To lift and mold the female breast;
To point the small ones to the sky;
To keep the big ones high and dry!

Every night he’d sweat and snort
Searching for the right support.
He tried some string and paper clips.
Hey! he even tried his own two lips!

Well, he stiched and he slaved
And he slaved and he stitched
Until finally one night, in the wee hours of morning,
Otto arose from his workbench triumphant.
Yes! he had invented the worlds first
Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. hooray!

Exhausted but ecstatic he ran
Down the street to the diva’s house
Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand.
Now, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on.
But, after many initial misgivings,
She finally did.
And the sigh of relief that issued forth
From the diva’s mouth
Was so loud that it was mistaken by some
To be the early onset of the seraken winds
Which would often roll through the schwarzwald
With a vengance!

But little did otto know,
At the moment of his greatest triumph,
Lurking under the diva’s bed
Was none other than the very worst
Of the french patentees,
Phillip debrassiere.
And phil was watching the scene
With a great deal of interest!

Later that night, while our broom hilda slept,
Into the wardrobe phillip softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore,
’til he found otto’s titsling and he ran out the door.

Crying, oh, my god! what joy! what bliss!
I’m gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will wanna buy one.
I can have all the goods manufactures in taiwan.

Oh, thank you!

The result of this swindle is pointedly clear:
Do you buy a titsling or do you buy a brassiere?

Can you think of other possible examples???

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/17/2005 8:29 pm

alice593 - My mind has been slightly distracted lately and I am coming up empty of some examples... but, I do know that they are out there too!!!

alice593 71M

7/17/2005 8:21 am

It is more like a tit sling (like you need to hold you broken arm up in a sling), guess that is how the breasts got the nick name of tits. I never realized who invented the bra, until my deceased wife and I bought the original Trivia Persuit game. That was one on the questions, "Who invented the bra?". How they came up with brassiere is beyond me. Guess someone thought it should have a fancy french flare of a name for them.

Don't know any other examples though. Darn, probably do, but this old mind of mine has too much clutter in it to remember. LOL

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