Teach Ya to be too nosey!!! lol...  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/22/2005 7:06 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Teach Ya to be too nosey!!! lol...

Too funny. I don't know if you have seen this, but a male friend of mine from CT sent this to me today and I couldn't help but laugh....eventhough I know it has got to be painful:

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir", she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP,
and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. "What a nice feeling", he thought.

"Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this."

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. With the powder puff
completed, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he asked. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

The nurse replied, "The button marked ATR is for the Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."


For all those with curiousities that just won't quit!!! hee hee....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/23/2005 6:14 am

tattooedartist - You are so very welcome. Insofar as living in Texas, where else is there to live????? hee hee...


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/23/2005 6:13 am

ComputerMonkey - Just how many buttons ARE in your studio???


tattooedartist 44M

6/23/2005 5:23 am

OMG.....I soooooo needed that. Tx. you are such a blessing. All of the right amount, at the right time. Makes me wish I lived in the big TX.

Adieu

J


ComputerMonkey 37M

6/22/2005 7:29 pm

And people ask why they cannot play in my studio... With a few hundred knobs, buttons, and lights; I do not see the torture!!!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/22/2005 5:01 pm

cajunpet - hee hee.. In spite of it all, glad to see you up and running still!!

and your humor is still alive!! Dang, I would hate to be from Arkansas!!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/22/2005 4:58 pm

SensuallyKatey
Mccartney2003
KajunKittyt4U

Glad y'all enjoyed!!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/22/2005 4:05 pm

REDNECK FAMILY PLANNING

After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that they had enough kids. So, the husband and wife went to the doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told them that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was more expensive than they could afford. The doctor knew the family didn't have much money, so he proceeded to tell them about an alternate treatment.

The doctor instructed the man to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Arkansas), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. (A cherry bomb has an 8 second fuse).

The Arkansas man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." The doctor told him that was the cheapest alternative he could think of, and the man was still not satisfied.

So, the couple drove to Texas to get a second opinion. The Texas physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed on the form that they were from Arkansas.. (And the income range block on the form was filled in with the words "what's income.") So this doctor also proceeded to tell them about an alternate method of treatment. He told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the couple went home, stopping to buy a cherry bomb along the way. When he got home, the man lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear (remember a cherry bomb has an 8 second fuse) and began to count.

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused and placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand. Thus his problem was solved!


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/22/2005 3:46 pm

Hi TxRose

A nosey neighbor remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?"
Mrs Smith replied. "Its a platonic friendship. Its play for him and a
tonic for me."

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I have been having problems with Windows XP, electricity beening out, and problems with you know what.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


KajunKittyt4U 52F
81 posts
6/22/2005 2:32 pm

Ouch!!!!!!! Tooo funny.

Hugs... Kitty.


Mccartney2003 38M
281 posts
6/22/2005 2:26 pm

That's great.


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/22/2005 12:44 pm

ByteChaser2
pussinboots4u
redswallow777

TOLD YOU SO!!!


Austin_57_m 69M

6/22/2005 12:29 pm

Not something to be read from work. Unless you want to explain why you are LOL


redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
6/22/2005 12:02 pm

LOL....oh dear....(tears rolling down my cheeks.)


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

6/22/2005 9:06 am

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That is hysterical!


ByteChaser2 53M

6/22/2005 8:06 am

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


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