Some Christian humor....  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
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6/13/2005 9:21 pm

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Some Christian humor....

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A Christian once visited a farmer to talk to him about Christ. "I wouldn't come to church up there." the farmer said. "I know old so and so (insert a name) church goer who claims to be a Christian and So and So (insert another name) church goer who claims to be a Christian and they don't live any differently from me. I'm as good as they are."

Everywhere the farmer went he told about the hypocrites in that Church. Months passed and the Christian went to see the farmer again. "I want to buy a hog", said the Christian. The farmer showed all his best hogs to him. Then they came to the runt. "I believe I will take that one" the, Christian said.

The farmer replied, "BUT you don't want that one. He's the worst runt to the litter." "I sure do" said the Christian. So they loaded the runt in the truck.

"Now" said the Christian, "what if I take this pig here from your farm and ride all over this area telling folks that this is the kind of hogs you raise?" "That's not fair!" the farmer exclaimed. "I have some nice hogs and you want to show people that runt?!"

The Christian replied, "If it's fair for the church it's fair for the farm!"

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Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm.

Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent.

In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rites to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye.

The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy.

No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
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Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the world.

The Pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is punishment from God. Prepare to meet your maker."

The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientist have done all they can. The end is near."

The mayor of Seattle came on and said, "Due to inclement weather, this year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Anne Hill."

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rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 5:44 pm

cajunpet - interesting!!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/14/2005 2:51 pm

A Nurse in Heaven

A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who asks her questions about her life. Over St. Peter's shoulder the nurse spots a man in a white coat sitting on a cloud with a stethoscope around his neck.

"Oh my goodness," she cries. "Is that a doctor?"

St Peter glances over his shoulder and says, "No, that's God. He just thinks he's a doctor."


Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 12:07 am

missy97330 - Glad to be of assistance!!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 12:06 am

vengeur - You are so very welcome!!


missy97330 47F

6/13/2005 10:47 pm

Hahaha! I love it.


vengeur 41M
836 posts
6/13/2005 10:23 pm

Wow...all of these jokes were rather witty! Thanks for sharing!


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