Prayer and Tips for a woman....  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
5/18/2005 3:22 pm

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Prayer and Tips for a woman....


Ok... I haven't made it out of town quite yet.... but, I couldn't resist the following.... Enjoy!! (too bad the smileys don't come along with the transposition into this blog).....

Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it! sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, ! Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.


Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/27/2005 5:04 am

sporty -- I'm happy to hear that!!!


sportyfun56 106M

5/26/2005 7:05 am

Rosey hun.. I'm at your service my dear.


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/24/2005 12:13 pm

Then I guess you will have to report for inspection, Fireman Sporty!!


sportyfun56 106M

5/24/2005 7:16 am

yes Rose I do..


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 4:26 pm

johndoe - I am as good as it gets!!!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 4:24 pm

bluegenes -- you are terrible!!!... but, I wouldn't mind a sugar daddy!! hee hee...


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 4:23 pm

cajunpet - you do have humor!! Glad to see you coming out of your own closet!! hee hee..


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 4:22 pm

apolybear - Do you think??? Never thought of myself as that way before....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 4:21 pm

smileguy... hmmm... I think you have a bit of all four... but, I am not 100% sure..


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 4:18 pm

avgjoe -- It sounds like you got it all figured out!!


johndoe1948 68M
2 posts
5/23/2005 10:02 am

Ok, So you have got my mind going and a cuming! It`s for sure you have a very good mind. You are a great writer. The Question is are you as good ????????????????????


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 7:19 am

sportyfun -- Do you really have all the qualities???? hmmm....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 7:17 am

straighten -- lol.. Have to agree with your comments to Mystic... Yeah, it would be nice to find one man with all the qualities, but it is so very rare. My deceased hubby probably came the closest ever to that.... but, (*sigh*) I do recognize that that seems to be a rariety....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
5/23/2005 7:15 am

mygmyg -- lol... Thanks, I did have an interesting trip... and shot my Dad's S&W, 9mm, Model 39-2 SA gun on Sunday. I was frustrated b/c it kept seeming to want to jam....but passed the tests. He took the gun back to his home to clean it up and make sure that it is in working order....Laters...


rm_bluegenes51 56M
245 posts
5/22/2005 5:52 am

It has always been a fantasy of mine to have two women at once... one to buy the beer.. one to pay the rent...


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
5/22/2005 5:18 am

Very good TxRose, I will add one for you!!!!!!

6. It is important to have a man always hiding in the bedroom closet, that is always hard, and cummms out only when told to do so.

Have a great trip and day o)


rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
5/20/2005 6:49 pm

Great post!! Funny!!

Lady


Apolybear 54M

5/20/2005 3:05 pm

TxRose, I had a hunch you were a closet non-monogamist waiting to out herself...lol Have a good trip.


smileguyqc 53M

5/20/2005 6:16 am

Ah Ha!!! So thats what Tea's been up to. Hmmmm now I'm wondering which of the 4 I am?


LimesMastsAvoid 70M
456 posts
5/19/2005 9:31 am

A Toast : " To our lovers and wives...may they never meet.."


sportyfun56 106M

5/19/2005 6:51 am

woooo that is a funny one Rose...
but what if you get all those things in one man... like me....


mi_mwpm 51M

5/18/2005 7:22 pm

Love it TxRose! Have a good trip.


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
5/18/2005 5:25 pm

Mystic, what kind of women are you encountering? I myself would love to have one man that is and can execute the things "txrose" speaks of above. Maybe you have been shopping for the wrong kind of women..lol.. I have yet to find a man who is those things. Maybe they have a job, but the helping around the house, the making me laugh, the not lying, and one who spoils me-- Have not found that yet.

I notice that #5 is the joke part, however, Rose, I just need One man with that in him, not Four LOL... and the prayer---very funny...

Thanks.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


mygmyg 59M

5/18/2005 4:57 pm

Tx Rose, HA HA HA HA HA as all four of us now gather in a semi line and toss all your luggage towards the trunk!

Really cracked me up!! have a better than good trip!!!

XXXX OOOO


LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
5/18/2005 4:42 pm

LOL tx........ It is my experience that women do not desire any of thee above mentioned things though.


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