Mouth wide open???  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/13/2005 9:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Mouth wide open???

We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," our teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"

Without hesitation he quipped, "They're going to give you a phone."

hee hee... My daughter has had a phone stuck to her ear since she was 4 years old!!....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/16/2005 6:23 am

cajunpet - lol... I need to burn up a lot of calories that I don't get to burn up by sitting at a computer all day (between work, school, AdultFriendFinder, other blogsites, etc....)...


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/15/2005 1:30 am

I just do a lot of googleing, for specific jokes.

Happy to see you enjoying them. Laughing one half hour a day keeps the doctor away and burn up calories.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 6:25 pm

cajunpet - Dang! Where are you coming up with these??? lol...


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/14/2005 3:17 pm

Emergency Services

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

(the foregoing was officially declared "World's Funniest Joke" by world joke officialdom)


Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 12:14 am

wyvernrose - lol ... Hope you define for them what an "emergency" is!!! lol...


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/13/2005 10:15 pm

mi_mwpm -- Cell phones??? My daughter wouldn't know life without a cell phone!!! lol...


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
6/13/2005 10:05 pm

ohhhhhhh our girls are the same SD in particular....she has her own cell phone....her sisters will each be getting one too although their will be prepaid for emergency use only!

WyvernRose


mi_mwpm 51M

6/13/2005 9:49 pm

I live in fear... my daughter has been on the phone since she could talk... yet another benefit of cell phones.


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