Kids statements that are a little... off track:  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/13/2005 9:03 pm

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Kids statements that are a little... off track:

* God bless America thru the night with a light from a bulb!

* Oh Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!

* Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast.

* We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese.

* Gladly, the consecrated, cross-eyed bear.

* He carrots for you.

* Yield Not to Penn Station.

* Dust Around the Throne.

* Praise God From whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures, HERE WE GO

* Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call himnames.

* While shepherds washed their socks by night

* He socked me and boxed me with His redeeming glove.

PS... My daughter and I would say the Lord's Prayer together when she was little ... alternating lines... "Thank you for the steak and daily bread".... and at the end she would say (because she would have the very last line) "I got the glory!!! ....lol....


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/15/2005 1:47 am

Kids Write Funny Things

The following statements about the bible were written by children and
have not been retouched or corrected. Spelling had been unchanged.

In the first book of the Bible, Guinness's, God got tired of creating
the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals
came on to in pears.

Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble
with the unsympathetic Genitals.

Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like
Delilah. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any ingredients.


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Cajun Pet


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