GREAT TRUTHS!!  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/9/2005 6:35 am

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GREAT TRUTHS!!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


luvnfantasy4u 53M/48F

6/11/2005 5:15 pm

Love the.. raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree..Had a great laugh over that one, and it is so true...thanks


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/11/2005 11:47 am

txturkey75904 - Why thank you, my dear!!


txturkey75904 72M

6/11/2005 8:00 am

Oh, how can i relate. Wonderful blog, fantastic wit and mesmerzing smile-- keep them cumming--oops


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 11:07 am

papyrina -- You are so very welcome. Glad I could make you laugh (again!)...

Laters...


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 11:06 am

redswallow777 -- We all need a few ...


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 11:05 am

bestinbcs - You are so very welcome R... Hope you are feeling better these days....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 11:04 am

mzhunyhole - I certainly could hear Lily Tomblin say the same thing that you wrote, which made me laugh.... THanks!!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 11:03 am

morefutility - You are so very welcome... I needed it as well... I haven't had much ME time during the past couple of weeks.... Hoping to make some ME time this weekend....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 11:02 am

smileguyqc - lol... it is that age (no matter if they are boys or gals)... they seem to start learning how to play one parent against the other....

And, thank you for your compliment (again!! )


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 11:01 am

mi_mwpm - I think you are right.... My mother swears that my Dad has the Peter Pan Syndrome -- never going to grow up and loving still to play with all of his toys....


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/10/2005 10:59 am

cajunpet - lol... I certainly wouldn't wear either..... The reverse though is true too... I had a white two-piece bathing suite (in my skinny minnie days long ago).... I had to make sure I was wearing it under white or else I might have not been wearing anything else over my swim suit!!! (Long, long, long time ago!!! lol...)


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/10/2005 5:51 am

i've seen this before but it still made me laugh thankyou


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redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
6/9/2005 10:17 pm

Thanks for the smile you brought.........


rm_morefutility 37F
175 posts
6/9/2005 8:15 pm

I love those little sayings. Thanks for the funny post. I needed a laugh this evening!


smileguyqc 53M

6/9/2005 7:16 pm

My My... you just have the sexiest eyes I have ever seen I think I said that before but just had to say again


smileguyqc 53M

6/9/2005 7:15 pm

lol very good Rose... Here's another... Never give you 7 and 9 year old boys treats when their mom told them veggies only and then make them promise not to tell their mom... not only will they tell her but they'll tell her that you told them not too


mi_mwpm 51M

6/9/2005 7:08 pm

Pssst! Rose... I think you've transposed #1 of the growing old section. It hsouldbe Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

That probably leads to great truth of growing old number 8.... oh damn, I forgot what I was going to say.


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/9/2005 4:07 pm

"9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." I was told once, do not wear red underwear under white shorts.


Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.


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