Fashion Don'ts for the Older Set:  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/22/2005 12:42 pm

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Fashion Don'ts for the Older Set:

Ok, my CT friend is at it again!!! lol.... Somehow I think he is on target about the fashion sense thang... ....

Many of us (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10.Bikinis and liver spots
11.Short shorts and varicose veins
12.Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least,
13. Thongs and Depends

Any others you think that should be added?????

Just curious!!

rm_twayne05 47M
1 post
6/26/2005 12:22 am

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing; that will put you over the top

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/25/2005 9:47 am

asnack2005 - lol... that would definately have to be a given....

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/25/2005 4:21 am

eternallover52 - hee hee... Know what you mean!!

asnack2005 50

6/24/2005 11:55 pm

The only absolute I see there is the last one "thong and depends" and even that I'm flexible with so as long as she promises to take them off while we have sex.

eternallover52 64M

6/24/2005 10:55 am

I am a walking, talking fashion taboo...

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/23/2005 11:26 am

talldarkavg1 - Absolutely... or, vice a versa...

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/23/2005 11:25 am

cajunpet - I don't know where you are coming up with these, but I would love to have your input.

rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
6/23/2005 10:40 am

Don't go together...guys my age with women into music.

[blog talldarkavg1]

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/23/2005 9:20 am

The Gay Rancher

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra."

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the

"Now," she said, "take off my panties."

By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, I'll fire you on the spot."

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/23/2005 6:11 am

cajunpet - I think I remember hearing that one before... But, it is certainly a great time to change a fashion statement!! lol...

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/23/2005 2:14 am

Change In Fashion

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."

"Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly.

"Really? How long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in our bed!"

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet

NAustinGuy512 40M

6/22/2005 10:26 pm

That is some of the best advise I have seen in a LONG time! Keep it up.

I would love to get to know anyone that can see what is obvious as the truths your wrote! Drop me a line anytime!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/22/2005 9:45 pm

staminaplus3 - lol... your prom pic... Oh, I hope that does get approved!! hee hee..


staminaplus3 66M

6/22/2005 7:31 pm

I put my prom pic up for Keithcancook's prom post...guess it hasn't been approved....come to think of it I didn't crop out my date so I guess it won't...oh well. BTW, you usually do darlin

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/22/2005 4:56 pm

staminaplus3 - Hey, what happend to your pic???

ANYHOW, I am glad that I made your night!!

staminaplus3 66M

6/22/2005 4:03 pm

LMAO Rose, sounds like a definitive list to me made my night, thanks

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