Cleared for take off????  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
6/13/2005 9:19 pm

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Cleared for take off????

One night at McChord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway.

When I got to the scene, I found a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare the animal away.

Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly,

"Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are now cleared for takeoff."




rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/15/2005 2:20 pm

Dang, cajunpet!!!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/15/2005 1:28 pm

You pick the joke, and I will follow. I quit counting after a 6,330,000

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Take care. Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/15/2005 10:09 am

cajunpet - Dang! How many stories do you have stored down there????? lol....


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/15/2005 1:23 am

Brave Men

General Randolf was in charge of the Air Force, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. Randolf arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and Randolf asks, "So how are your men?"

Marshall replies, "Very well-trained, General Randolf."

"I hope so," responds Randolf. "You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country."

"Well, my men are very brave, too," said General Marshall.

"I'd like to see that," replied General Randolf.

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says, "Private Cooper! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"

The private replied, "Are you f***ing crazy? It'd kill me, you asshole! I'm out of here!"

As private Cooper ran away, General Marshall turned to a bewildered General Randolf and said, "You see? You have to be pretty damn brave to talk like that to a general."


I posted this yesterday but it did not stick.


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Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/14/2005 2:55 pm

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General was very skeptical about this explanation, but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the General panting and he asked them why they were late.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical, but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too.

A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."

"Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down."

"No," said the G.I., "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them."


Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 12:09 am

ProFotoFreak - You're welcome!!


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
6/14/2005 12:08 am

pantymansmyp - no doubt!!!


ProFotoFreak 45M

6/13/2005 10:23 pm

That is freakin' hilarious!


pantymansmyp 44M
69 posts
6/13/2005 10:10 pm

LOL From what I understand from a an ex-AF crew chief friend of mine, there are lots of random occurances and practical jokes within the AF... Though, I have to admit, that's the funniest I've heard!


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