Adult Store - Bats???  

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
5791 posts
8/2/2005 7:33 am

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Adult Store - Bats???

Went to an adult store last night and everyone was gawking around a tv up on a post in the store...

I looked up and what did I see????

but, only a BAT being tried to be eased into a woman's butt!!!!

How in the world???? and, better, yet -- why?????


That has to hurt.... I don't care if someone likes them big...that seems to cross the lines of sanity, don't you think?????

I am still shocked when I think about it.....

Now, I have heard some frat boys going to the hospital with beer bottles up their butts... but, can you imagine trying to explain to the hospital why you can't sit down in the waiting room because you now have a tail that won't bend????? Dang!!

OMG....I can't imagine why anyone would want anything that large in their butt......

Have you ever heard of anything quite so shocking?????

Just curious.....

wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
8/11/2005 3:25 am

Last year while taking my A&P class (my teacher was a local EMT) my teacher shared some of his emergency room/EMT experiences. The worst one was the candle stick (and yes, he had to discreetly explain Why he Couldn't sit down in the waiting room or lie down face up on the exam table); he showed up wearing a trench coat, shirt and shoes) in a "too gross to not laugh" way...Exit Only People!!

A few years ago, while working for a Dry Cleaners as a delivery driver, i got the lowdown on why one of the ladies at one of our delivery/pick-up stations was called "cucumber" behind her back...her mom (owner of that particular pick-up delivery station) had to close down the shop one day to take her to the emergency room, 'cause she got a little lonely and about gettin' pickled. lol

How did i miss this blog the first time around?

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
8/2/2005 4:43 pm

PillsburyCodeBoy - Naaahhhh... it looked like a wooden bat. I would be afraid of splinters as well. Can you imagine telling the doc, "Can you please get out those splinters that landed in my butt???" "But, how did you get splinters up there???" "Oh, I allowed my partner to stick a bat up my butt!!!" LOL.........

travelingintexas - Deal!!! It does make for an interesting adventure if you go with someone!!!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
8/2/2005 4:39 pm

CookieLips2 - Yes, men and women were gawking at this tape being broadcasted on the tv. Insane!!

BTW... ha ha ha.... pluggers??? Oh, Lordy!!!

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
8/2/2005 4:37 pm

ANewLevel4Us - Oh, man... I'd hate to pick up that name for THAT reason; better that it would be because I am a great pool player (which I am not, but I do have fun trying!!).....

frbnkslady - Gerbeling??? Yikes!!! I got bit by a rat when I was 5 years old and had to have 26 shots in the stomach. What are people thinking???? OMG...That is just plain sick and freaky.

PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

8/2/2005 12:34 pm

For some reason, the thing that jumps to my mind first is ... splinters! Or was it one of those aluminum bats?

rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/2/2005 11:38 am

One more thing TXRose, they don't call them Louisville Pluggers for nothin'!

rm_CookieLips2 61M

8/2/2005 11:27 am

Did every one include men and women or just the men? I used to have a Friend that was a radiologist and every once in a while he would bring home some rather interesting X-rays. I still remember the one with the Smucker's Jam Jar that was wedged way up inside a vagina. Who would have thought! I guess where there is a will there is a way.

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
8/2/2005 11:24 am

Yes, lots of sickening shit in the world.. There is 'gerbiling',, a pvc pipe in the ass, and they let a gerbil done the pipe.. was huge in NY. You actually have a training section on this when you took EMT/First Responder courses. YUCK T


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

8/2/2005 10:33 am

My aunt is famous for the time she was really intoxicated and let her boyfriend place a cue ball in her vagina. This resulted in a emergency room visit. I always wondered why my father called her Cue Ball behind her back. Imagine my surprise when I found out!

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