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Y F I C (Your "Fucking" Insurance Company) will have a public offering on Monday June 26, 2006.
Y F I C, which goes by the motto “Don’t get laid without us”, specializes in insuring all types of sexual misadventures.
Broken condom…....your covered!
Severed penis because you’re an asshole and she wanted revenge….....your covered!
Transmitted an STD…...your covered! (Please read exclusions in the fine print at the bottom of the policy)
Cumming during blowjob with no verbal warning….....covered!
Vibrator addiction …....covered!
Y F I C insures any sexual misadventures….
What type of sexual misadventure do you need coverage for?
6/24/2006 8:24 am
Will you be bringing your information to the Summer Picnic at CCG???|
I'm sure we can find you a room to explore the options with our Blogville Residents that are interested in your service.
ATTENTION~ ARE YOU READY BLOGVILLE RESIDENTS? Cozy Cove General Hospital Summer Picnic 2006
Looking forward to your "speical plan" for Nurses
Nurse Maggie RN, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)
6/25/2006 2:52 am
You forgot the keys to the Cuffs kind of insurance.... |