Going Public  

rm_truedom2 55M
323 posts
6/24/2006 4:44 am

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6/25/2006 6:18 am

Going Public

Y F I C (Your "Fucking" Insurance Company) will have a public offering on Monday June 26, 2006.

Y F I C, which goes by the motto “Don’t get laid without us”, specializes in insuring all types of sexual misadventures.

Broken condom…....your covered!

Severed penis because you’re an asshole and she wanted revenge….....your covered!

Transmitted an STD…...your covered! (Please read exclusions in the fine print at the bottom of the policy)

Cumming during blowjob with no verbal warning….....covered!

Rug burns….....covered!

Vibrator addiction …....covered!

Y F I C insures any sexual misadventures….

What type of sexual misadventure do you need coverage for?

MaggiesWishes 59F

6/24/2006 8:24 am

Will you be bringing your information to the Summer Picnic at CCG???
I'm sure we can find you a room to explore the options with our Blogville Residents that are interested in your service.
ATTENTION~ ARE YOU READY BLOGVILLE RESIDENTS? Cozy Cove General Hospital Summer Picnic 2006
Looking forward to your "speical plan" for Nurses

Nurse Maggie RN, DON (Diva of Naughtiness)

rm_CuummDrop 48F
2591 posts
6/25/2006 2:52 am

You forgot the keys to the Cuffs kind of insurance....

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c

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