rm_truedom2 56M
323 posts
6/11/2006 5:03 am

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6/28/2006 6:03 pm


I really hate the dating thing.

I think I would rather go to the dentist.

Who invented dating?

Ever notice nobody in history has ever taken credit for coming up with the dating ritual?

Even the mass murders who will gladly tell you where all of the bodies are buried will deny having anything to do with the dating concept.

Here are some thoughts I’ve had on dates recently:

“She is going to try to marry me then try to poison me to collect on my estate”

“No human being can go that long without having sex….that is just too fucking long”

“You’re bragging about your eighteen year old unemployed son knocking up a fifteen year old”

“You do WHAT for a living”

“If you say one more thing about your dead husband I’m going to kill myself”

“Putting on makeup is not a fucking hobby”

“Check Please!”

“Ring cell phone ring”

“How can such a beautiful head be filled with so much nothing?”

“Of course you can be a lot of fun….for a weekend!”

“Run Forest Run”

“No, no…please don’t ask me to give money to the organization your involved with….please….no….FUCK!”

“What are the odds of you trading places with the waitress?”

“There really is inbreeding in Arkansas”

“My sister is going to love hearing about this one”

So now I’m starting to think that perhaps I was a little too hard on the Ex.

Feel free to share some of your thoughts on dates.

I’m longing for the simpler, good old days when we just had to club women and drag them into the cave.

sexyariesgirl 57F

6/11/2006 10:01 am

I'm not EVEN going there sweetie! lol

Power To FOK

rm_truedom2 replies on 6/12/2006 3:23 am:
I go for the ladies also

Seriously_Real 48M

6/11/2006 12:18 pm

I loved this.

And lemme tell you...the ex looks better all the time in comparison to what is usually out there. But keep at it. You'll find something worth keeping.

But I'm going to give you this ONE CHANCE to comment back to me and explain your "knock 'em over the head" comment, because brother, you are going to FUCKING GET CRUCIFIED for that me on this....last chance to repent....and then it's all on you....


rm_truedom2 replies on 6/12/2006 3:25 am:
I'm not going to get was remember humor don't you...

MaggiesWishes 60F

6/11/2006 11:39 pm

Hummmm ... all's fair in tug of hair. Err... I mean war.
Ok, so it's harder to drag a bald headed man to the cave then him dragging me... point is ... get to the cave. Right?
OK, maybe not. Did that involve dating?

I so detest the pain of having to dress up like some store mannequin just to show off my wares. I think my pressure points are just dandy without all that woop-la on how I have to have this scent to attract a man's attention. Maybe he could smell my hair and get to the real essence of my foreplay? Dunno, my mind maybe?

I'll just let the dog check you out. How's that grab ya?

I think you have some valid points.
Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf?

warm huggies 2ya
*steps of little soap box*

rm_truedom2 replies on 6/12/2006 3:29 am:
Darling, you don't need anything to attract a mans attention but that wonderful smile! You can dress down for me anytime.

wickedeasy 67F  
26819 posts
6/18/2006 6:17 am

dating is the tenth level of hell........and you have to pay to endure it

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_truedom2 replies on 6/18/2006 7:29 am:
I know....I know...

rm_kissthis557 60F
3 posts
6/21/2006 5:40 pm

really what is dating? All everyone wants to do is jump each others bones as far as i can see...theres no chilvalry anymore either...if your not ken and barbie i guess ya bounce fat rather than knock sorry im so cynical...
good luck out there to you,wish you the very best of everything,with dating furniture, home buying ect. ect.
and yes a person really really can go that long withut sex! lol

rm_truedom2 replies on 6/28/2006 6:07 pm:
There is must trust me on this....

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
6/27/2006 9:39 pm

I hate dating too, I just gave up. Mac

rm_truedom2 replies on 6/28/2006 6:10 pm:
I'm going to refuse to believe that someone with the smile that you have will ever give up.....just not gonna do it....

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