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I really hate the dating thing.
I think I would rather go to the dentist.
Who invented dating?
Ever notice nobody in history has ever taken credit for coming up with the dating ritual?
Even the mass murders who will gladly tell you where all of the bodies are buried will deny having anything to do with the dating concept.
Here are some thoughts I’ve had on dates recently:
“She is going to try to marry me then try to poison me to collect on my estate”
“No human being can go that long without having sex….that is just too fucking long”
“You’re bragging about your eighteen year old unemployed son knocking up a fifteen year old”
“You do WHAT for a living”
“If you say one more thing about your dead husband I’m going to kill myself”
“Putting on makeup is not a fucking hobby”
“Ring cell phone ring”
“How can such a beautiful head be filled with so much nothing?”
“Of course you can be a lot of fun….for a weekend!”
“Run Forest Run”
“No, no…please don’t ask me to give money to the organization your involved with….please….no….FUCK!”
“What are the odds of you trading places with the waitress?”
“There really is inbreeding in Arkansas”
“My sister is going to love hearing about this one”
So now I’m starting to think that perhaps I was a little too hard on the Ex.
Feel free to share some of your thoughts on dates.
I’m longing for the simpler, good old days when we just had to club women and drag them into the cave.
6/11/2006 10:01 am
I'm not EVEN going there sweetie! lol|
Power To FOK
6/11/2006 12:18 pm
I loved this.|
And lemme tell you...the ex looks better all the time in comparison to what is usually out there. But keep at it. You'll find something worth keeping.
But I'm going to give you this ONE CHANCE to comment back to me and explain your "knock 'em over the head" comment, because brother, you are going to FUCKING GET CRUCIFIED for that comment....trust me on this....last chance to repent....and then it's all on you....
6/11/2006 11:39 pm
Hummmm ... all's fair in tug of hair. Err... I mean war.|
Ok, so it's harder to drag a bald headed man to the cave then him dragging me... point is ... get to the cave. Right?
OK, maybe not. Did that involve dating?
I so detest the pain of having to dress up like some store mannequin just to show off my wares. I think my pressure points are just dandy without all that woop-la on how I have to have this scent to attract a man's attention. Maybe he could smell my hair and get to the real essence of my foreplay? Dunno, my mind maybe?
I'll just let the dog check you out. How's that grab ya?
I think you have some valid points.
Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf?
warm huggies 2ya
*steps of little soap box*
6/18/2006 6:17 am
dating is the tenth level of hell........and you have to pay to endure it|
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
6/21/2006 5:40 pm
really what is dating? All everyone wants to do is jump each others bones as far as i can see...theres no chilvalry anymore either...if your not ken and barbie i guess ya bounce fat rather than knock bones..im sorry im so cynical...|
good luck out there to you,wish you the very best of everything,with dating furniture, home buying ect. ect.
and yes a person really really can go that long withut sex! lol
6/27/2006 9:39 pm
I hate dating too, I just gave up. Mac|