First AFF meet: Kermit meets Miss Piggy  

rm_tradgirl4u 44F
54 posts
12/1/2005 8:11 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

First AFF meet: Kermit meets Miss Piggy

...Except Kermit and Miss Piggy were made for each other. I was way overdressed for this guy, and he was scared as hell. Didn't do anything. He would have been cute except he needed a partial, an updated wardrobe, a shave, and another 1000 calories a day. I know, I know! I know the squirrelly guys are the ones holding the big todgers, but I need the face above me putting the todger in the special place to at least be well groomed!

Plus he was about 98 pounds soaking wet; as far as shagging goes, I got the mental picture of a lizard holding onto a water balloon for dear life. After I got into the car I just about pissed myself laughing. Not at him, because he was a nice guy, but at the thought of him trying to shag me. I'd eat him for breakfast.

But on the bright side, I do have an actual date on Saturday with a really hot dude I met on myspace. Your typical oldskooler coffee house philosopher (except he has a job, thumbs up!) with a bit of nice goatee action. I hope to goodness we hit it off though it seems he's got a great personality and it looks like we could be shagging till kingdom (or come. Plus he's cool with the short term thing but friendly and fun at the same time, which is good, I can't have any Yanks getting attached when I'm about to bugger off to the auld sod.

I just hope he's cool with me being a fem ejaculator, ....(edited in a later mortified sheepish state of admitting sexuality, that's too detailed even in this place, well maybe not, but it is for me) I'll keep you up to date but I'll make sure I'm not telling him about telling you this here!!!!! Anyhow he won't be looking for me in the Irish personals lol!

Slowwhenneeded 50M
2 posts
12/3/2005 7:37 am

I love this Lady's style, what a sense of humour. Great attitude. Well done
Hope he enjoys his little surprise.

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