Things It Takes a Long Time For Guys To Learn  

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10/7/2005 4:05 am

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Things It Takes a Long Time For Guys To Learn

Things It Takes a Long Time For Guys To Learn ... Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,'How do I look?', PMS stands for: Permissible Manslaughter. 'Oh, nothing,' has an entirely different meaning in woman-language. If it is not Valentines day & you see a man in a flower shop, you can start up a chat by asking, 'What did you do?'. Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' & the 'good china'. Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting - this will get men arrested. Women don't really care about a sense of humour in a guy, you don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Mel Smith. Finally...Why are hurricanes named after women? Coz when they come they're warm, wet and wild & when they go they take the house, the car, the whole bl**dy lot lol!


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